torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2023-04-01 03:59 pm

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

Welcome to the 'April Fools' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

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Fred & George Weasley

Riddikulus

Court Jester

Sex Pollen

On Heat/In Heat

Tiptoe Through the Tulips



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Shelly is going to start with some Pomegranate craft cider (if it's still good) and Torino might try the prepackaged Jack & coke my daughter picked up at Target. :D

Let's get our drunk on!
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heyhey everyone! Just finishing off a film and then i shall be about. Already pre-gamed some rum so good to go.
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Redbull/vodka is clearly the answer.
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[personal profile] sdk 2023-04-01 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect my cider might be more vinegar than cider, but we shall see. lol Probably will wait until after dinner. I would totally steal one of those jack+coke thingies if I could!
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-04-01 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
My body is ready! (Sort of. It's early here. I'll drink in like... an hour and a half?)

My body is nearly ready! \o/
corvidology: Alan Rickman in Dogma ([EMO] DRINK - OUT OF IDEAS)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to work out when to begin the drunkening.

MG is currently wrestling the downstairs loo's plumbing - oh the loud flow of... erm... Anglo-Saxon - and may need some help although I know he wants to watch the Basketball tonight.

So... the important question of the day is just how sober does a plumber's mate need to be, hmmm?
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

woot!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm here! Work was a total pain in the butt today so I'm SO ready for this.

I have my traditional Fireball to kick things off! I even found these cute little single-serve bottles!

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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
For shame. I'm feeling pretty tired as well, should have had that nap earlier!
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Re: woot!

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe it's a regular bottle and it's just further away than you think? to steal a joke,
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
something something hindsight
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[personal profile] sdk 2023-04-01 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
My body is nearly ready! \o/ lol same!
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Re: woot!

[personal profile] sdk 2023-04-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
that is adorable!
corvidology: Alan Rickman in Dogma ([EMO] DRINK - OUT OF IDEAS)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
We are on the city mains so no worries there!

It has been declared this is a flange issue but like everything else about this house once you get into the guts of it, nothing is standard.

I'm having a nice calming cuppa right now and trying to decide what to drink once I'm ready.

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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I've copied the prompts into a document that counts as writing right?
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[personal profile] sdk 2023-04-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely! And you're 100% ahead of me lolol
Edited (not even drunk, already making typos.) 2023-04-01 20:21 (UTC)
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (woot!)

Re: woot!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)

Cinnamon schnapps is yum too. (Schnapps is one of my favorites because it's basically alcoholic candy.)

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Ironman)

Re: woot!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)

why are tiny things so cute?!

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