torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2023-04-01 03:59 pm

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

Welcome to the 'April Fools' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Fred & George Weasley

Riddikulus

Court Jester

Sex Pollen

On Heat/In Heat

Tiptoe Through the Tulips



Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

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Shelly is going to start with some Pomegranate craft cider (if it's still good) and Torino might try the prepackaged Jack & coke my daughter picked up at Target. :D

Let's get our drunk on!
lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heyhey everyone! Just finishing off a film and then i shall be about. Already pre-gamed some rum so good to go.
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

[personal profile] sdk 2023-04-01 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect my cider might be more vinegar than cider, but we shall see. lol Probably will wait until after dinner. I would totally steal one of those jack+coke thingies if I could!
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-04-01 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
My body is ready! (Sort of. It's early here. I'll drink in like... an hour and a half?)

My body is nearly ready! \o/
corvidology: Alan Rickman in Dogma ([EMO] DRINK - OUT OF IDEAS)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to work out when to begin the drunkening.

MG is currently wrestling the downstairs loo's plumbing - oh the loud flow of... erm... Anglo-Saxon - and may need some help although I know he wants to watch the Basketball tonight.

So... the important question of the day is just how sober does a plumber's mate need to be, hmmm?
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

woot!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm here! Work was a total pain in the butt today so I'm SO ready for this.

I have my traditional Fireball to kick things off! I even found these cute little single-serve bottles!

lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I've copied the prompts into a document that counts as writing right?
corvidology: ([EMO] DRINK TEQUILA CALMLY)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)

*performs complex maths equations while still sober on how many braincells I'm prepared to lose for this tonight*
lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
cooperate muse or you'll get more rum
lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm assumnig eeryone's dribknig or writing?
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2023-04-01 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I am in a hotel room, I have been hiking and driving for a lot of days, and I have been to the VABC.

LETS DO THIS!
corvidology: Alan Rickman in Dogma ([EMO] DRINK - OUT OF IDEAS)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The plumbing issue has been conquered, apparently, so I am now cleared to drink!

But first, I think I should probably eat a little something, yes.
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Doctor Who surprised)

booze

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)

Okay, side-by-side taste test, I prefer the rum over the vodka, but I think that might be because the vodka is stronger and I n eed more juice to balance it out. Next experiment involves extra triple sec and extra lemon syrup.

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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2023-04-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
hi friends! I am sitting this round out (lying it out actually) as I'm in bed with the 'rona! I wish it were the beer instead of the virus! it's not a bad case, but I'm definitely not up for drinking or writing. Love and cheers to you all!
lq_traintracks: (Default)

[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-04-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's wine o'clock and I'm writing!
lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i better finish quicly i am becoming dangerously clear headed but i think i'd regret another drink.

may be small one
corvidology: Glinda the good witch ([EMO] DRINK COCKTAIL)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And verily the drunkening has begun.

I settled on the (not so) classic G&T, the tipple of my people, made with Bombay Bramble for that extra certain something.
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-04-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not the story I set out to write lol.

What are y'all drinking? I'm finishingn glad glaSS of wine number two.
corvidology: The red shirts en masse ([EMO] ACCIDENT)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
FFS, ;my gbrain has decisded on a plot but not a fnadom!

Stupid brain;
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-04-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
How have I finisehd this fic at 6:43 pm??? LOL!!! Three glasses of wine and many more typos.
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (SPN recent episode)

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-02 12:21 am (UTC)(link)

The story is not done, but a nap is really calling to me. Perhaps wotoo much alcohol this ouroujnd

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Max Headroom green)

🤍

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-02 01:23 am (UTC)(link)

We have hit the "eating solid food before I pass out" portion of the evening. (microwave burritos count as healthy food in this context, yes?) Story is still not done, but it's getting there.

ride_4ever: (Happy Birthday with Fraser)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2023-04-02 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not participating in this round because it's my husband's birthday weekend and it's the first time we are going OUT to party for his birthday since 2019 (his 2020 birthday party was scheduled for the last weekend of March and by then the COVID lockdown was in effect). I still wanted to drop in here at FWF to let all y'all know ILEITB even when I'm partying elsewhere...and to tell you what I'm drinking at this Greek restaurant where we are having his party. Because I am always one for trying new-to-me cocktails 🍸 -- especially if they are a place's "signature cocktail" -- I got the restaurant's signature Greek Mule (Mastiha, Ginger Beer, Lime Juice)...well, eventually I had two of them. Then my husband chose a bottle of Greek wine (Maleatis Agiorgitiko, a smokey red with soft tannins) and we split the bottle.

Wishing all y'all a happy and creative Drunkening this weekend! ❤️
Edited (Fixing a typo because this post is not under Firewhiskey Fic rules) 2023-04-02 02:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] impala_chick 2023-04-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Having a shot of gin to catch up! Cheers.

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