torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2024-04-12 04:57 pm
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“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

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Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)



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Let's get our drunk on!
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, baybee! Glad to see you got here! And alcoholic ginger beer FTW! I'll be doing some of that later tonight -- straight up, no mixer -- but right now I'm drinking home-crafted Jalapeno Pickle Margaritas.

Don't tell me anything about your FWF fic -- just tell me whether or not you've got a plotbunny yet. I've got TWO.
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

no fair!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 12:49 am (UTC)(link)

No fair hogging all the plot bunnies! Give me one!

ride_4ever: (RayK - omg wtf bunny)

Re: no fair!

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
LOL let's try the "think system" -- I'll think about my two plot bunnies and you try to catch one "out of the ether".
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (think think pooh)

Re: no fair!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 01:42 am (UTC)(link)

::think think think::

ride_4ever: (Fraser - thinking cap)

Re: no fair!

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Is it working? *points to icon*
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: no fair!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 01:50 am (UTC)(link)

I might be getting a hint of something. I'm not sure I'd go so far as to call it a "plot" but I think I've got a setting and a general scenario.

ride_4ever: (Fraser - yays)

Re: no fair!

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
*cheers you on*
amedia: Wei Wuxian holding a bunny in front of his face with both hands and smiling. Caption: irresistible plot bunny (The Untamed 2)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I have a plot bunny and it's hopping! It was a vague impression until a while ago and now it is roaring to life. (Do bunnies roar???)

I am feeling very tipsy but my typing does not reflect it sufficiently. People will just have to believe I am way too competent at drunk!typing.

ride_4ever: (FK reading something)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I feel you on the "way too competent at drunk!typing". I think that's why I keep getting the dread "Most Coherent" Award FWF after FWF.
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

💟

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 01:59 am (UTC)(link)

My typing is super inconssitent. Random typos. An entire sentence full of difficult words all spelled correctly. And then an entire sentence where it turns out my fingers were ont he wrong keys.

amedia: (MDZS-wwx with ice cream)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Jalapeno Pickle Margaritas OMG, I read your description down below and they sound very impressive, but you may keep them ALL to yourself while I content myself with finishing off the Salted Caramel Bailey's with chocsy milk, chocsy ice cream, and white rum! (I thought the Chocolate Bialey's might be one choc too many. One toke over the line, sweet Bailey's!)
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Your Bailey's drink sounds yummy (and LOL for "one toke over the line, sweet Bailey's") but this particular night I'm in the mood for savory cocktails rather than sweet cocktails. I could deffo go for that Salted Caramel version some other time though.
amedia: Photo of a Dark & Stormy cocktail with a slice of lime sticking out of the top; caption reads (in black outlined in lime color) IT WAS A DARK & STORMY (in the bright rum color of the drink) FIREWHISKEY FIC (Firewhiskey Fic)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, happy for the LOL! Enjoy your savory cocktail, and I will look forward to savoring your fic!!!
ride_4ever: (FK reading something)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Nice turn of phrase there with "savory" and then "savoring".
amedia: Bust of Professor Shen - handsome man in a suit with glasses, smiling happily, standing beside a chalkboard with the caption SOOOO much fun! (Guardian: SW 2 fun)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you! I make more puns when I am tipsy, no doubt as a result of the reduced effectiveness of my internal editor.

Also I am happy to say that my fic now includes a number of typos. :-D Not deliberately, you understand.
ride_4ever: (FK reading something)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Typos! That's the FWF spirit!
amedia: (SPQR Blues - wine)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee, "spirit," indeed! Very a propos!
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

💟

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 02:09 am (UTC)(link)

Ice cream and Bailey's sounds like an excellent hcoice. (Have you ever had "Rumchata"? I, alas, don't have any on hand,b ut it also mixes very nicely with ice cream.)

ride_4ever: (Dief Donut)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Rumchata! Yum! At Christmas-time one of my co-workers gave me a bottle of Rumchata and a Rumchata recipe pamphlet.
amedia: (Alice - Tea Party)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I have heard the word but I don't know what it is exactly! I shall have to google it! Or gargle it!
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Gargle it! LOL!

If you haven't had any by the time we do Con*Strict, we should go make a liquor run for some! (This PSA brought to you by ride's cocktail pimpage.)
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 03:22 am (UTC)(link)

It's basically alcoholic horchata (so very sweet and mixes well with ice cream ... and a friend once used it to make whipped cream to put on pumpkin pie).

songquake: (Default)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that sounds yummy