torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2024-04-12 04:57 pm
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“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

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Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)



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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)

Let's get our drunk on!
sdk: two wine glasses clinking together (gen - wine glass clink)

[personal profile] sdk 2024-04-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That malibu bay breeze looks delicious!
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[personal profile] flownwrong 2024-04-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
heyaaaa! first time caller european here, getting an early start! might not be able to get properly drunk, but i'll sure do my best \o/
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I am here on at 2200 and within a minute the post is up and three comments. Quick off the mark.

ooh that title. Anyone remember the wand/wang meme?
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello! Welcome! Enjoy!

I reassure you I do occasionally use multi-worded sentences. Often they hav full stops as well!

I've not even started drinking yet.
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
all the better for FWF? lol.
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically wants the funniest HP quote when you've replace the word wand with wang.

"My wang is over excited". "Harry's wang was ten inches long and supple", that kind of thing. Though tbf wand is pretty suggestive unchanged.
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
the same thing we drink every night! Or rather very firewhiskey, Rum and coke.

Proper GB coke from tescos this time. Not the imported polish cans from the corner shop.

Well i say it's rum but says "Captain Morgan original Spice Gold Spirit drink" so i don't know if it's legally rum? it does say caribbean rum with spice on a different part of the bottle tjough.
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

I'm here!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-12 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)

Greetings all!

I'm still sober. I should try to do something about that.

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[personal profile] a_belladonna 2024-04-12 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
While waiting for the post to come up (the official starting time is 11PM for us Europeans), I managed to finally reply to a bunch of comments on my fics over at AO3.
Am on my second glass of mead. :)
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[personal profile] flownwrong 2024-04-12 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, who needs those pesky multi-worded sentences, pfffft
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[personal profile] a_belladonna 2024-04-12 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I posted this drinks recipe in the notification post the other day, but I'll repeat it for inspiration here as well:

"Dawn Special"

5 cl vodka (noticed that my recipe book actually notes that "the vodka can be substituted with gin, rum or sake if you have those on hand")
1 lime
1 tablespoon honey
1 rock sugar stick (you know, those wooden sticks with rock sugar)

Cut the lime in smaller pieces, and muddle them with honey in the shaker. Add crushed ice and vodka. Shake a little and pour into a low-ball glass. Add a rock sugar stick and stir lightly before serving.
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[personal profile] flownwrong 2024-04-12 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
oddly, i remember that one, and i haven't been anywhere near HP for ages haha. it was quality laughs!
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
it's alocholic and goes well with coke. close enough in any case!
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Only 10PM for this former european! (alas by that I mean a Brit)

sdk: picture of a bottle and glass of jack daniels whisky (gen - jack daniels)

[personal profile] sdk 2024-04-12 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
eating first is a wise choice! I'm having something super bland and then I will look longingly at all of your drinks :P

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