torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2024-04-12 04:57 pm
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“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

Welcome to the 'Birds and Bees' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)



Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, April 14th. Voting will begin on April 15 and last until Friday, April 19th.

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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)

Let's get our drunk on!
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[personal profile] flownwrong 2024-04-12 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you <3 it's been nice to just meet y'all and follow the discussion, even if i wasn't able to chat much :)
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[personal profile] sdk 2024-04-12 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I see nothing wrong with this picture!
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[personal profile] flownwrong 2024-04-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
haha, noted! first tries can be rough for me, but that's okay :)
corvidology: ([EMO] SHIFTY)

[personal profile] corvidology 2024-04-12 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
G&Ts my standard tipple!

Hey, I need that quinine for health purposes, yes.
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[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-12 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
So the universe is trying to get in my way - we didn't have our usual Friday night drinks with dinner (because reasons, totally legit), and then I got a frantic text message from a colleague that required me to do an extra half-hour of work right after dinner ... but I recently rewatched Jurassic Park and my motto is SMUT FINDS A WAY!!!

I'll just bring up some extra alcohol to enjoy while writing, since I didn't have a chance to lay down a base during dinner. It's all good! Hm, maybe I can throw something together with that new bottle of chocolate-flavored Baileys and the extra chocolate milk I accidentally wound up with. And ice cream! (But I'm starting with alcoholic ginger beer and diet cherry pepsi.)
corvidology: Glinda the good witch ([EMO] DRINK COCKTAIL)

[personal profile] corvidology 2024-04-12 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! The G&T was invented by Victorian English officers to make the quinine palatable!
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Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures

[personal profile] a_belladonna 2024-04-12 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's also mostly something I do when I'm out and about and need to catch a bus home. :)
corvidology: V likes to make eggs in the basket ([EMO] COOKS)

Re: Topic #1 Best Snacks for FWF

[personal profile] corvidology 2024-04-12 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I really love nachos!
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
no such thing as a bad idea!
corvidology: V likes to make eggs in the basket ([EMO] COOKS)

Re: Topic #1 Best Snacks for FWF

[personal profile] corvidology 2024-04-12 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm currently cooking dinner so... Looooooong marinated pork chops cut from a pork roast - US pork is sad, being so lean and flavourless* and roasted sweet potatoes!


*From the home of Old Spot
corvidology: ([EMO] BLIMEY)

Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures

[personal profile] corvidology 2024-04-12 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Never had one. No one in my maternal bloodline has ever had one.

It's a mystery!
corvidology: Master's glee ([EMO] GLEE EVIL)

[personal profile] corvidology 2024-04-12 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And the problem with this is??????????????????????????
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2024-04-12 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
totes canon complaint! complyant? canon compatible!
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Re: Topic #1 Best Snacks for FWF

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-12 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)

Nachos are excellent comfort snacks.

oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

smut finds a way!!!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-12 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)

That is a fantastic motto

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[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Just got home! Actually I <3 my job...just wished that it didn't make me miss the start of FWF. OMG so many comments to read before I even start ficcing.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-12 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Just got home.

Your inspo will no doubt strike harder after you've made more progress on The Drunkening.
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[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-12 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
To quote Ray Kowalski in due South : "Home again, home again, jiggety jig."

Just got home from work and gonna craft me a Super-Spicy Margarita right now -- my special blend that includes jalapeno-infused pickles and frozen-fruit cubes (that's like ice cubes but made with fruit juice). Then...The Drunkening shall begin!
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

💟

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-12 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)

Huzzah! Welcome!

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