torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2023-04-01 03:59 pm

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

Welcome to the 'April Fools' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Fred & George Weasley

Riddikulus

Court Jester

Sex Pollen

On Heat/In Heat

Tiptoe Through the Tulips



Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

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Shelly is going to start with some Pomegranate craft cider (if it's still good) and Torino might try the prepackaged Jack & coke my daughter picked up at Target. :D

Let's get our drunk on!
lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
get with it a stern chase is a long one
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Yaphit)

Firewhiskey

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)

I have 500 words!!! No real plot to speak of, but 500 words!

lightofdaye: (Default)

Re: Firewhiskey

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
518 + 145 i wouldn't call it though more like an excuse
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2023-04-01 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I am in a hotel room, I have been hiking and driving for a lot of days, and I have been to the VABC.

LETS DO THIS!
corvidology: Alan Rickman in Dogma ([EMO] DRINK - OUT OF IDEAS)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The plumbing issue has been conquered, apparently, so I am now cleared to drink!

But first, I think I should probably eat a little something, yes.
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

Re: woot!

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2023-04-01 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to pretend that the booze is normal size and that the soda is ginormous! 🤣🤣
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Doctor Who surprised)

booze

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)

Okay, side-by-side taste test, I prefer the rum over the vodka, but I think that might be because the vodka is stronger and I n eed more juice to balance it out. Next experiment involves extra triple sec and extra lemon syrup.

tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2023-04-01 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Flange" will never stop being a hilarious word to me. I don't even know what it is other to know that I could never be a plumber because then I'd have to say that word out loud to people and keep a straight face. 🤣🤣
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (alien cat)

Re: woot!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)

Can you even imagine??

corvidology: Master's glee ([EMO] GLEE EVIL)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-04-01 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I was a coxswain for a while in uni and could NEVER say it with a straight face. It got even funnier to me when people asked me what a coxswain does.

Perhaps in the future, 'flange' could be a FWF prompt. ;D
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (The Moment Is Me)

snerk

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)

flannnnnnngggggggggge!!

when I used to work in a machine shop we'd have to do inventory and there'd be thigns on the list like "galvanized hex nipple" and "male elbow" and it was so damned hard not to snicker out loud.

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Bofur and Kíli)

Re: booze

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-04-01 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)

I just checked the labels and my rum and vokda are both 40%-by-volume exactly. The vodka tastes stronger ( or at least 'more like rubbing alcohol" so I assumed stronger)

sdk: picture of a bottle and glass of jack daniels whisky (gen - jack daniels)

[personal profile] sdk 2023-04-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah maybe they have some kind of exception for these sorts of mixers? I didn't think you could get real whiskey in a grocery store! (at least outside of CA lol) I did assume it was some kind of malted beverage, you know? But that's interesting!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2023-04-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
hi friends! I am sitting this round out (lying it out actually) as I'm in bed with the 'rona! I wish it were the beer instead of the virus! it's not a bad case, but I'm definitely not up for drinking or writing. Love and cheers to you all!
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-04-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's wine o'clock and I'm writing!
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-04-01 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's terrible, RP! I'm so sorry to hear that. Please take good care of yourself. We miss you around here. But your health is top priority. Much love. ♥
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i better finish quicly i am becoming dangerously clear headed but i think i'd regret another drink.

may be small one
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-04-01 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
i may have been over estimating my okayness lol1

tis done and done
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

[personal profile] sdk 2023-04-01 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh boo, so sorry to hear this. Take care of yourself!! We'll see you the next go around. <3

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