torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2023-01-20 03:53 pm

"How dry I am, How dry I am, Nobody knows how dry I am"

Welcome to the 'Not-So-Dry January' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Hagrid

Forbidden Forest

Stripped Bare

Cuddling by the Fire

Ice and Snow

“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

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Shelly is starting the night with prosecco which was so good on NYE while Torino is trying to decide what to pair with the bottle of coconut rum she got for Christmas!

Let's get our drunk on!
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

oops ice ice baby

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2023-01-21 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
So, I was about to initiate the use of my new cocktail shaker when -- DUH! -- I realized that I have no ice cubes. That is something I typically only have on hand when there's company coming over...and I stopped having company over in 2020 because COVID. Now I've gotta make ice cubes and who the hell knows how long it's gonna take for them to freeze enough for the cocktails.

Well, I'll just have to drink more straight liquor while I'm waiting for that freeze...and oh, write some fic now too. (I have decided what fandom in which to write and some ideas around the prompts...but less than a formed plotbunny.)
corvidology: Love Actually - confusion over crib scene ([EMO] CONFUSED)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-21 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Dilemma...
I feel crocked enought to write but MG is getting ready to make us cheeseburgers.

WHAT DO??????
lq_traintracks: (Default)

[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2023-01-21 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I' ve done... a thing. :eyes emoji: Three? Four? glasses of wine in and I think I'm done here. \o/
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Robin Williams 1974)

smut, smut, wherefore are thou?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-01-21 01:21 am (UTC)(link)

I'm about to crack open my second can of Mike's "Harder" Lemonade and get back to my story which seems to have stalled out before any of the promised smut that was in my head.

sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

[personal profile] sdk 2023-01-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I FINISHED AND TURNED SOMETHING IN. I'M NO LONGER FAILING AT A FEST I CO-MOD. AT LEAST ONE OF THEM. YAY.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Kentucky mule(s)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2023-01-21 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I have a couple limes that are at "use 'em or lose 'em" stage. I think I'll make a Kentucky Mule or several....

And I have written one whole sentence of my drunk!fic. Well, it is a start....
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2023-01-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
284 comments and I'm just NOW getting around to drkinging properlay!

I had half a drink and fought against the need to take a nap--no2 i'm on the second one and going to try and write though I'm itchy to dive into the convos instead, but no... write first, then chat... or write, chat, write, chat... pass out... etc etc.
ride_4ever: (Fraser - facepalm)

So many open tabs again!

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2023-01-21 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't I just frakkin' close a bunch of these frakkin' tabs? How did I end up with over 20 open again?!

Time to try to focus on getting my drunk!fic written (while drinking more of this Double Kentucky Mule).
songquake: (Default)

Back on the fishing boat!

[personal profile] songquake 2023-01-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
(Because of my night’s sushi/Mediterranean theme)

Well. I had the sushi and half the sake and fell asleep… for two hours. When I woke up it was 9:30, I wasn’t buzzed, and I wasn’t interested in the sake sitting on my coffee table. So I went out, bought the ouzo (and a Sauvignon blanc), went to the food store to buy the stuff to make my tabouli, and came home to cook (because “the flavors need to marry overnight”).

I have cut the tabouli prep time down to 1hr, but I think it’s because I made less of it this time (the potluck tomorrow is only 5 of us, not the 20 I am usually cooking a potluck dish for).

Anyway. Ouzo is poured and I have added water so I could watch the magic of it clouding up. It’s like potions!
And when it is in my bloodstream I will write about this crazy idea I had…
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

buttermilk cocktails?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2023-01-21 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Anybody here ever make a buttermilk cocktail? I've got a bit of buttermilk left over from having recently made "Pan de Elote" and with my ice cubes now finally frozen I'm thinking of making a shaken buttermilk cocktail. I've got two recipes for buttermilk cocktails. (But I'm also wondering if getting involved with first-time use of my new cocktail shaker set -- plus cleaning up after making something with buttermilk -- is more time away from writing my drunk!fic than I want to take now....)
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

who else is still here?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2023-01-21 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Anybody else still here besides [personal profile] songquake and me?

(In my time zone it's only 11:25 PM, and I expect to still be drinking and writing past midnight.)
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

movie time

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2023-01-21 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Taking a break from writing drunk!fic to watch a movie with spouse. I have selected the 1988 movie "Cocktail" in honor of FWF and my first cocktail shaker set. Will be back here in the morning. (Hmmmmm....buttermilk cocktails for breakfast?)
songquake: (Default)

Done!

[personal profile] songquake 2023-01-21 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
And... I only have to work in 6.5 hours. But fic was accomplished.

Goodnight, friends!
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Jensen Ackles)

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-01-21 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)

I've never paused and gotten re-drunk for a Firewhiskey before, but I had to work early this morning so I gave up last night when the story stalled out and I knew I had to get to sleep soon if I wanted to be functional. So, day two, and I just took another shot of whiskey and I'm about to open up the story (might need a second shot before I can face it). I'm feeling cringy about how bad it must be and I really need to get back to "Fuck it! Let's do this!" mode before I continue.

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