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ENTRY #1
Title: a night ll ouy
Author:lightofdaye
I am of legal drinking age in my region: aye nearly twice that
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:harry potter: hermione?kingsleh, blaise/Hermione, harry/latie. ron/rosmerta, (implied rosmerta/ither weasleys)
Challenge/Prompts used: technically all
Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore
Hog's Head
Marathon
Insomnia
Forced Proximity
One Too Many
Summary: the trio are out on the pull
Rating/Warnings:NC-17/ Work place relationships/power imbalanced relationship, erectile dysfuction, sei=public sex, drunk sex, blow job/cunnilingus,facial, titfuck, wall sex. ron positive.
Word count:2,045
Author's Notes (if any): thanks to the mods for running this. was as fun as always.
“should we go to the hog’s head do you thnik? Or the Three Broomsticks” Harry asked.
“the three broomsticks!” ron said immediately. “let’s go to the rthree broomsticks!”
hermione tutted loudly.
“don’t tut!” ron said hotly.
“We all know why uou want to g thre.” hemrinoe tesponded tartly. There’s two reasons isn’t there? Very big rasons stuffed into a tight shirt”
“well it’s not like the ohg’s heard is very appealling” ron said. “unless you happed to fancy goats, aberforth, or the smell of goarts on aberforth.”
“Aberforth doesn’t do anyhning with those goats.” Hermione said fruiously. “Do you have to listen to stupid romours Ron?”
“oh and how do you know? he’s your repound guy h is he?””
Harry put his hands in his face, which as opposed to the more normal face in his hands didn’t involve bending over in the middle of the street and ths was favourable. Ron and hermione’s friendship had more or less out lasted their romantic relationship but it was still an area that all of them should know better than to throw in the onversation.
“Well, Katie said she’ sbee in the three broomsticks” he said as if the last few lines of th e conversation hadn’t happened. “how are we go there?”
“Oh Kati e bell’s there? Hih?” Ron said knoingly. “You ure you want to go there?”
Ginny and harry’s friendship had not outlasted their relationship as wll as ron ad hermione’s though Ron claimed to understand the important thing is everyone is unattached and free to mingle in the story.
“Why wouldn’t I want go there?” harry said thinking of atie’s long blone golden hair, her high girm tits and legs that lasted forever. And ever and ever and eve and ever. Frour ever. Tos teal a joke.
“ahe runs marathons, harry,” hermione said. “for fun (look at me riksing coding )” you couldn’t keep up with her.”
“well I wasn’t planning on going unning with her” harry said.
“you ouldn’t keep up with her doing that either” Ron said with a hlaugh.
“Well i’d like to have the oppotinuity to at least try” Harry diad much like I tried to take a stap at speeling opportunity kjust there. Auto correct saved my second atempt!
“lright, alrgiht,” Hermione said. “We’ll go to the three bloody broomsticks, you can borth strike out, and then we can go to the three ghog’s head instead and enjoy the peace and uiet okay?”
“strike out,” Ron said “is your reboun d guy american r something? That’s baseball for focj’s sake. we’re birtish”
“if you sy the word’s rebound guy again you will regrets! Was ehrmione’s only responds as they went nto the three broomsticks.”
-later-
“You’ve got insomnia!” Harry said, punxing ron on the arm
“wahat?” ron responded over a mug of ale
“You’ve got insomnia!” Ron repeated
“that’s what I said.” Harry said “you’ve got insomnia”
“no I heard you, fickhead” Rn said.” I just don’t get why you’re sayint it to mw!
!well either it’s a jamfisted way to get a prompt in” harry aid metaly, ”or it’s joke. Like… having sex sends guys ti skeeo rught?”
“Right?”
“Well you’vte not getting any so much, you’re getting insomnia”
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Ron stared.
“You’re a mean drunk harry.” he said. “anyway. I’m doing dine. I’ve ot option.”
“Madam’s not sleeping with you.” Harry said.
“Not you as well!” Ro n said hotly.” you and hermione, i’ll show you.”
“Eww,” Harry said. “don’t say me and hermione like that. Not happening. You know u’m after katie.”
“Well just be nicr to her if you want to get anwhere”
“I will.”
“good”
“good!”
They went back to t heir drinks. Ponderin their love lives in grumpy silence.
-later still-
it wasn’t he r fault she’d ended up with im. It was kinglsy shacklebolt’s. For two reasons. First kingsley had started the wole truth and reconcilliation bollocks with the former death eaters making sure purebloods weren’t persecuted and even the deather eaters weren’t stigmatised too much after thry were relesed for prison though not many had been yet. So she;d been put in first to lead that reconcilliation as she was seeon as reasonble person, this forced her to be close proximity to blaise zabini in the office for weeks at a time, getting up to speeding and making use of thim in as jer assisatant at the department of magical creatures, or magical creatures and spient beings office as se was trying to rename it in respect of their elf and centair ffices.
But kingsley was also incredible hot and even icredibly.. unwilling to fuck her, so blaise who bore a superficial resemblence to kinglsey was her only option to get shragged at all.
Well tat was the ehory. Blaise was lying back over her bed entirely naked. His dark muscles ribbled, his legs were spread wide and his hands were over his face covering his embarrassed no mortified expression.
His cock refused to get hard even as hermione played and fondled and applied her mouth to his lengthy, and completely useless shaft.
“What the hell?”
“look we had a lot of drinks okay?”
“one too many for you?”
“well a lot more than one probably.”
“Well use your bloody mouth then!” Hermione snapped.
“I would… if I had nay idea how.” Blaise said with a shrug. “I don’t do that.”
Hermione slumped down on the bedside him and beside him as well and let out a torrent of invented swearing that could only cme from sexual frustration.
fuckung usless slytherins(?I>
–yet later or perhaps at the same time?-
Katie as tuened out had told Harry he was going to be at the three broomsticks for much the same reason as harry had wanted to go. They shared shareded glances acros the roo, swapped hsittent compliments and half-hearted flirtations, they shared shots, flirtyed with a bit more confidence, shared shots, eye-fucked each other, shared shots and ended up in the bathroom.
Harry moaned into Jkatie’s mouth as she kissed him, her tongue delving into her mouth, thrusting in a vague imitation of what harry oped ot be doing soon. Her face decided as she kissed his beck and his chest, tearing the fancy dress shirt he wire when he was trying to go on the pull appear. Jatie worked her way donw and soon enough she was pulling trousers and pants down to her ankles. His cock flopped out, semi-hard and covering katie’s face diagonly as she squeaked in surprise.
Layi’ s hrip was firlm and practised though as she stroked his length. She buried her face in is balls at first, licking and swirling her tongue over them sucking each globe in thurn.
Harry swored and clutched helpless at the site of the bath room stall.atie moved to engulf heis shaft, her head bobbing up and down, quickly, taking him deep into her throat, a tdeepthroat in fact.crystal blue eyes looked up at him rond and somehow innocent looking evr when her mouth was arund the very vase of shist shaft and her chin tickled his balls.
Katie pulled free with a gasp and wet popping noise, not in that order. A length of rool covered his cok, a strand of stretching from the tip of his cock to kati’e’s bottom lip. The sight of it set something off to harry and he came, as her hand gently jacked him to keep him hard and suceeding past her mimaginations.
Harry spurted come repeatedly ad covered katie;s face. Blasts of cjizz olled down her chin and cjheeks and forehead as she jerked in surprse directly harry’s cock in directions randomly.
Harry panted and leant heavily against the wall as katie exlaimed at the volume and amount of mess he’d created without warning.
“sorry,” he said sheepishly.
“are you?” she said, “did you that on purpose?”
“yes, no,” harry answered rspesctively. “but it is kinda hot though, seeing you like that”
“hot enough to get you going again?” she saided with a stroke of his softening cock.
“No but I really want to return the favour,” Harry said, smiling. “I’m good at it I swear.”
“You better be.”
Enjoyed it. Even if he had to kneel on the sticky smeely pub bathroom floor to get his mouth on katie’s dleicious cunt. Jer strong legs were wrapped around his head nad neck. Her stong ehands were buried in his black hair, gribbing tight and yanking him this way and that. He didn’t mind, her hand her wetness filling his mouth, her sighs and moans filling his ears and the feeling of quivering legs to keep him going.
They were still there, surely two or three of katie’s orgasms later when Rosmerta came ot kick them out while harry still had his tongue in katie’s cunt and fingers up her arse.
He called that the start of something good as the ywent back ti g katie’s flat to keep going.
-still further later more later yet-
“had to chuck your friend out of the toilets,” Rosmerta said to her gentlement friend. “what a place to do it.”
“Stockroom’s much better” Ron Weasley agreed.
“Absolutely, “ Rosmerta said. “now where were we?”
“Your top,” Ron said intently.
“So we were,” said Rsomerta with a chuckle that did amazing thing s to the contents of that top.”
“So then, have at ti!” she said
Ron had’s reached out and reverently udid the blouse. The bra was just a little lace trying to cotain such huge round tits, he didn;t attemt the latch he just tuggged the whole thing, down, rosmerta’s tits were as perfect as he;d awas yimagine and she laughed na giggled as he burie his face them sucking and licking ot hs heart’s contat as she moant and combed her fingers through hi flaming red hair.
After long whil she pushed him away and said with a smile
“you got to show if you want to see”
Ron gumbled with his troudser but eventually her pushed hem down, for covinecience sake he wasn;t weaing anything under them and a flash if tyical slef consciousness was averted when rsomerta immedialte sank to her knees exlaiming over his cock and wrapped those tits around them
Ron’s size wasn’t much more than average to looking at at first, seemingly but as rosmerta wrapped it in her funabgs and stoked and striked and strked in in th valley of her tits, it grew adnd grew and gre as rosmerta, knowing weasley’s of the past, knew it would.
“Rosmert,” he moaned. “I want, I don’t wanna, not like this. Fant to fuck you propryl”.
“And you will” Rosmerta said, “after I get a little taste.”
she gave hi knob a long lavascious lick. From the based to the fvery tip and sucked his head, sirling her tongue of it. Rongoraned and swore but tru to her word Rosmerta didn’t finished off instead she gave him a sweet fond kiss to the vry tip of his cock andthen gameto her feet and turned them around, pulling her skirt up and pushng her knickers, completely osdden, to one side.
Ron picked her up by her legs, lifting her and spreading them so her was comfortly between them and she was braced against the wall. Her hands were on his shaft guiding thm into her and then,,,
and then…
he was fucking her up aginast the fall just lke he always imagine, he pounded into her with hard log stokres whils e moanded and gapsed. Her legs were wrapped tight around hi hips one arm was around hs neck the other on the back his ead, she urhed him on and on and.
Her cunt soaked his cock and squeezed him each time her buried himsef to the hilt in her and the sound she made with the sweetest thing.
Ron knew couldn’t, knew he couldn’t, knew he was building up the most epic orgams of his life but he want to fuck her her forever.
Rosmerta smilled, kissing at ron’s sweaty face, burying her face into hs necl. People undersestimated him but she knew him, knew the family.
A weasley was always an epic fuck. Or would if she wasn;t have her brains fucked out in the most amazing way.
Author:
lightofdayeI am of legal drinking age in my region: aye nearly twice that
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:harry potter: hermione?kingsleh, blaise/Hermione, harry/latie. ron/rosmerta, (implied rosmerta/ither weasleys)
Challenge/Prompts used: technically all
Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore
Hog's Head
Marathon
Insomnia
Forced Proximity
One Too Many
Summary: the trio are out on the pull
Rating/Warnings:NC-17/ Work place relationships/power imbalanced relationship, erectile dysfuction, sei=public sex, drunk sex, blow job/cunnilingus,facial, titfuck, wall sex. ron positive.
Word count:2,045
Author's Notes (if any): thanks to the mods for running this. was as fun as always.
“should we go to the hog’s head do you thnik? Or the Three Broomsticks” Harry asked.
“the three broomsticks!” ron said immediately. “let’s go to the rthree broomsticks!”
hermione tutted loudly.
“don’t tut!” ron said hotly.
“We all know why uou want to g thre.” hemrinoe tesponded tartly. There’s two reasons isn’t there? Very big rasons stuffed into a tight shirt”
“well it’s not like the ohg’s heard is very appealling” ron said. “unless you happed to fancy goats, aberforth, or the smell of goarts on aberforth.”
“Aberforth doesn’t do anyhning with those goats.” Hermione said fruiously. “Do you have to listen to stupid romours Ron?”
“oh and how do you know? he’s your repound guy h is he?””
Harry put his hands in his face, which as opposed to the more normal face in his hands didn’t involve bending over in the middle of the street and ths was favourable. Ron and hermione’s friendship had more or less out lasted their romantic relationship but it was still an area that all of them should know better than to throw in the onversation.
“Well, Katie said she’ sbee in the three broomsticks” he said as if the last few lines of th e conversation hadn’t happened. “how are we go there?”
“Oh Kati e bell’s there? Hih?” Ron said knoingly. “You ure you want to go there?”
Ginny and harry’s friendship had not outlasted their relationship as wll as ron ad hermione’s though Ron claimed to understand the important thing is everyone is unattached and free to mingle in the story.
“Why wouldn’t I want go there?” harry said thinking of atie’s long blone golden hair, her high girm tits and legs that lasted forever. And ever and ever and eve and ever. Frour ever. Tos teal a joke.
“ahe runs marathons, harry,” hermione said. “for fun (look at me riksing coding )” you couldn’t keep up with her.”
“well I wasn’t planning on going unning with her” harry said.
“you ouldn’t keep up with her doing that either” Ron said with a hlaugh.
“Well i’d like to have the oppotinuity to at least try” Harry diad much like I tried to take a stap at speeling opportunity kjust there. Auto correct saved my second atempt!
“lright, alrgiht,” Hermione said. “We’ll go to the three bloody broomsticks, you can borth strike out, and then we can go to the three ghog’s head instead and enjoy the peace and uiet okay?”
“strike out,” Ron said “is your reboun d guy american r something? That’s baseball for focj’s sake. we’re birtish”
“if you sy the word’s rebound guy again you will regrets! Was ehrmione’s only responds as they went nto the three broomsticks.”
-later-
“You’ve got insomnia!” Harry said, punxing ron on the arm
“wahat?” ron responded over a mug of ale
“You’ve got insomnia!” Ron repeated
“that’s what I said.” Harry said “you’ve got insomnia”
“no I heard you, fickhead” Rn said.” I just don’t get why you’re sayint it to mw!
!well either it’s a jamfisted way to get a prompt in” harry aid metaly, ”or it’s joke. Like… having sex sends guys ti skeeo rught?”
“Right?”
“Well you’vte not getting any so much, you’re getting insomnia”
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Ron stared.
“You’re a mean drunk harry.” he said. “anyway. I’m doing dine. I’ve ot option.”
“Madam’s not sleeping with you.” Harry said.
“Not you as well!” Ro n said hotly.” you and hermione, i’ll show you.”
“Eww,” Harry said. “don’t say me and hermione like that. Not happening. You know u’m after katie.”
“Well just be nicr to her if you want to get anwhere”
“I will.”
“good”
“good!”
They went back to t heir drinks. Ponderin their love lives in grumpy silence.
-later still-
it wasn’t he r fault she’d ended up with im. It was kinglsy shacklebolt’s. For two reasons. First kingsley had started the wole truth and reconcilliation bollocks with the former death eaters making sure purebloods weren’t persecuted and even the deather eaters weren’t stigmatised too much after thry were relesed for prison though not many had been yet. So she;d been put in first to lead that reconcilliation as she was seeon as reasonble person, this forced her to be close proximity to blaise zabini in the office for weeks at a time, getting up to speeding and making use of thim in as jer assisatant at the department of magical creatures, or magical creatures and spient beings office as se was trying to rename it in respect of their elf and centair ffices.
But kingsley was also incredible hot and even icredibly.. unwilling to fuck her, so blaise who bore a superficial resemblence to kinglsey was her only option to get shragged at all.
Well tat was the ehory. Blaise was lying back over her bed entirely naked. His dark muscles ribbled, his legs were spread wide and his hands were over his face covering his embarrassed no mortified expression.
His cock refused to get hard even as hermione played and fondled and applied her mouth to his lengthy, and completely useless shaft.
“What the hell?”
“look we had a lot of drinks okay?”
“one too many for you?”
“well a lot more than one probably.”
“Well use your bloody mouth then!” Hermione snapped.
“I would… if I had nay idea how.” Blaise said with a shrug. “I don’t do that.”
Hermione slumped down on the bedside him and beside him as well and let out a torrent of invented swearing that could only cme from sexual frustration.
fuckung usless slytherins(?I>
–yet later or perhaps at the same time?-
Katie as tuened out had told Harry he was going to be at the three broomsticks for much the same reason as harry had wanted to go. They shared shareded glances acros the roo, swapped hsittent compliments and half-hearted flirtations, they shared shots, flirtyed with a bit more confidence, shared shots, eye-fucked each other, shared shots and ended up in the bathroom.
Harry moaned into Jkatie’s mouth as she kissed him, her tongue delving into her mouth, thrusting in a vague imitation of what harry oped ot be doing soon. Her face decided as she kissed his beck and his chest, tearing the fancy dress shirt he wire when he was trying to go on the pull appear. Jatie worked her way donw and soon enough she was pulling trousers and pants down to her ankles. His cock flopped out, semi-hard and covering katie’s face diagonly as she squeaked in surprise.
Layi’ s hrip was firlm and practised though as she stroked his length. She buried her face in is balls at first, licking and swirling her tongue over them sucking each globe in thurn.
Harry swored and clutched helpless at the site of the bath room stall.atie moved to engulf heis shaft, her head bobbing up and down, quickly, taking him deep into her throat, a tdeepthroat in fact.crystal blue eyes looked up at him rond and somehow innocent looking evr when her mouth was arund the very vase of shist shaft and her chin tickled his balls.
Katie pulled free with a gasp and wet popping noise, not in that order. A length of rool covered his cok, a strand of stretching from the tip of his cock to kati’e’s bottom lip. The sight of it set something off to harry and he came, as her hand gently jacked him to keep him hard and suceeding past her mimaginations.
Harry spurted come repeatedly ad covered katie;s face. Blasts of cjizz olled down her chin and cjheeks and forehead as she jerked in surprse directly harry’s cock in directions randomly.
Harry panted and leant heavily against the wall as katie exlaimed at the volume and amount of mess he’d created without warning.
“sorry,” he said sheepishly.
“are you?” she said, “did you that on purpose?”
“yes, no,” harry answered rspesctively. “but it is kinda hot though, seeing you like that”
“hot enough to get you going again?” she saided with a stroke of his softening cock.
“No but I really want to return the favour,” Harry said, smiling. “I’m good at it I swear.”
“You better be.”
Enjoyed it. Even if he had to kneel on the sticky smeely pub bathroom floor to get his mouth on katie’s dleicious cunt. Jer strong legs were wrapped around his head nad neck. Her stong ehands were buried in his black hair, gribbing tight and yanking him this way and that. He didn’t mind, her hand her wetness filling his mouth, her sighs and moans filling his ears and the feeling of quivering legs to keep him going.
They were still there, surely two or three of katie’s orgasms later when Rosmerta came ot kick them out while harry still had his tongue in katie’s cunt and fingers up her arse.
He called that the start of something good as the ywent back ti g katie’s flat to keep going.
-still further later more later yet-
“had to chuck your friend out of the toilets,” Rosmerta said to her gentlement friend. “what a place to do it.”
“Stockroom’s much better” Ron Weasley agreed.
“Absolutely, “ Rosmerta said. “now where were we?”
“Your top,” Ron said intently.
“So we were,” said Rsomerta with a chuckle that did amazing thing s to the contents of that top.”
“So then, have at ti!” she said
Ron had’s reached out and reverently udid the blouse. The bra was just a little lace trying to cotain such huge round tits, he didn;t attemt the latch he just tuggged the whole thing, down, rosmerta’s tits were as perfect as he;d awas yimagine and she laughed na giggled as he burie his face them sucking and licking ot hs heart’s contat as she moant and combed her fingers through hi flaming red hair.
After long whil she pushed him away and said with a smile
“you got to show if you want to see”
Ron gumbled with his troudser but eventually her pushed hem down, for covinecience sake he wasn;t weaing anything under them and a flash if tyical slef consciousness was averted when rsomerta immedialte sank to her knees exlaiming over his cock and wrapped those tits around them
Ron’s size wasn’t much more than average to looking at at first, seemingly but as rosmerta wrapped it in her funabgs and stoked and striked and strked in in th valley of her tits, it grew adnd grew and gre as rosmerta, knowing weasley’s of the past, knew it would.
“Rosmert,” he moaned. “I want, I don’t wanna, not like this. Fant to fuck you propryl”.
“And you will” Rosmerta said, “after I get a little taste.”
she gave hi knob a long lavascious lick. From the based to the fvery tip and sucked his head, sirling her tongue of it. Rongoraned and swore but tru to her word Rosmerta didn’t finished off instead she gave him a sweet fond kiss to the vry tip of his cock andthen gameto her feet and turned them around, pulling her skirt up and pushng her knickers, completely osdden, to one side.
Ron picked her up by her legs, lifting her and spreading them so her was comfortly between them and she was braced against the wall. Her hands were on his shaft guiding thm into her and then,,,
and then…
he was fucking her up aginast the fall just lke he always imagine, he pounded into her with hard log stokres whils e moanded and gapsed. Her legs were wrapped tight around hi hips one arm was around hs neck the other on the back his ead, she urhed him on and on and.
Her cunt soaked his cock and squeezed him each time her buried himsef to the hilt in her and the sound she made with the sweetest thing.
Ron knew couldn’t, knew he couldn’t, knew he was building up the most epic orgams of his life but he want to fuck her her forever.
Rosmerta smilled, kissing at ron’s sweaty face, burying her face into hs necl. People undersestimated him but she knew him, knew the family.
A weasley was always an epic fuck. Or would if she wasn;t have her brains fucked out in the most amazing way.
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Slytherin's being ungenerous lovers though I can totally get behind.
This is what Firewhiskey is all about
*Hermione slumped down on the bedside him and beside him as well *
Hee! Great save!
Re: This is what Firewhiskey is all about
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(Also ‘Ron positive’ in the warnings cracked me up.)
-still further later more later yet- LOL!!
I felt bad for poor Hermione; girl can't catch a break! But I'm glad for the others! Very hot! :D
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Lots of fandom doesn't like Ron so it seemed needed at time, lol.
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I have no idea what her Funabgs are, but Ron sure is having a good time and so am I!
Loved the typo of “jamfisted”—so so good— and the logic of why Ron would have insomnia turned out to be not so jamfisted after all!
Very fun sexy times!
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Funabgs = funbags = boobies! She was giving a titfuck there.
Jamfisted does sound like it should be a word doens't it.
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Haha this was so fun! Except for poor Hermione, omg you're going to have to make it up to her next time! She needs a proper repound guy XD
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Hermione deserves a break but I promise nothing. lol. Will have to see where the prompts lead next time.
Thanks for reading and of course running this mayhem!
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"repound guy"
"You're a mean drunk, Harry" LOLOLOL
"YOU WILL REGRETS"!!! - my next tattoo, probably and wasn't there something about sharing a glance across a roo - couldn't help but picture a kangaroo there. Is it bad to read these drunk? lol Asking for a friend
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It occurred to me reading this review that 'you're a mean drunk, Harry' sounds like a parody of Hagrid's line in Philospher's stone which was unintentional as well.
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“well it’s not like the ohg’s heard is very appealling” ron said. “unless you happed to fancy goats, aberforth, or the smell of goarts on aberforth.”
look at me riksing coding
focj's sake, we're birtish
punxing ron
His dark muscles ribbled
yet later or perhaps at the same time
Her face decided
epic orgams
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Cheers for that. :)
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Very brave of you! LOL
“is your reboun d guy american r something? That’s baseball for focj’s sake. we’re birtish”
LMAOOOO Zing!
Poor Hermione, messy Harry and damn, Rosmerta knows her Weasleys--I bet she's had 'em all including Arthur back in the day. ;)
Hot and fun!!
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I hate having to britpick. I'm like 'I'm British anything I write is accurate" and then there's americanisms all over and I think 'would a 90s kids in the isolated wizarding world say that?' Ugh.
I may have put some mess in for you since I've not written you anything yet despite saying I was.
And yeah, she's had all the sons at least. I don't know how far back she goes but she was around for the Mauraders so definitely a while.
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I may have put some mess in for you
♥
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This was very lighthearted, I loved the way the stream of consciousness flowed!
Blaise is literally a useless dick. Just sayin',
Harry really IS a hero in this story, too. Damn.
rosmerta wrapped it in her funabgs True story: I initially translated this as "funbags," which I thought was a creative (well, to Ron) use of her tits. Fingers, yes?
RONMERTA FTW!
I found this really delightful, MA! Thank you!
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Blaise is literally a useless dick. Just sayin' Preach!
Harry really IS a hero in this story, too. Damn. Also yes, this fits with my characterisation for Harry. Dude loves to give.
I initially translated this as "funbags," which I thought was a creative (well, to Ron) use of her tits. Fingers, yes? You were right initially. She's giving him a titfuck, wrapping his dick in her tits and moving up and down to stimulate.