They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

[sdk]

Welcome to the April 2017 Earth Day edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Earth Day

Luna Lovegood

The Black Lake

Camping

Centaur

Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Tuesday, April 25th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday April 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!


(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
<b>Title:</b> <b>Author:</b> <b>I am of legal drinking age in my region:</b> (yes/no) <b>Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:</b> <b>Challenge:</b> <b>Summary:</b> <b>Rating/Warnings:</b> <b>Word count:</b> <b>Author's Notes (if any):</b>

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, how to save the Earth, why the Lorax is your spirit animal, how you plan to spend the summer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino's having a rum and Coke. Always rum. *g*. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!

Comments

[lq_traintracks]

Preach. 

[rabbit_says]

I think your previous comment works pretty well as a title for most fics.

"Go cocks! GO!"

I'd read that.

[alisanne]

OMG SOUNDS YUMMY!

[torino10154]

Great idea! :D

[alisanne]

I'VE LOS OF TWQUILE TOO! YOU'RE WELCOME TO SOME OF MIE AS WELL. :)

[alisanne]

Hahahah not me! LOLOL

[alisanne]

YAY! That's aweome.
I'm done, too. *does drunk happy damce*

[tjs_whatnot]

Oh, it was. Maybe a little too good as it is now gone. :(

[alisanne]

You guys I'm done! Whooooo.
Even though I'm drunker than I've eber neen doing this challenge. *g*
I'm so drunkk I didn't trum off my spell check thingy.

Awww, and people are snogging on my tv, so cute.

ANyway, yay for done fic. WHEEEEE

[tjs_whatnot]

ALWAYS startwith the pron

I'm embroidring that ona pillow.

[lq_traintracks]

Well now I cant' beacuse you weon;'t know you I weasd. biut I hav a suitabley stupid totle. \o/ RThanks though!

[rabbit_says]

Woo-hoo! Well done!

I'm having a little drunken sing-song. It's part of my usual drinking cycle: drinking, singing, over-excitement, narcolepsy.

[ruinsplume]

what is your MS in? probably the S is more useful than the A. anyone wnat to buy a vowel/?

[lq_traintracks]

LMAO YES!!!!

[ruinsplume]

Also, I fuckng love your writing. I don't know why you didn't do the MFA but in my book you have one. Ok, drunk enough to rapmlbele, and also I finidhed my fic just now:

you know that fic you wrote where harry and draco are in the broom shed? I don't remember the name of it. I think about hat fic a lot, and what I ihtnkn about tit is that harry has absolutely no part of himself that is shamed. Draco keeps trying to shame him and it doesn't stick to harry at all. everything that harry is doing sexually is just what it is and he has no judgement about it. And that really stayed with me. And how his lack of shame, his impervoiousness to it, ends up tanslforming draco as well. It's beautiful. I know it's a kind of cracky fic but in an other way it's a very powerful story about the power of not letting oneself be shamed.

so there.

[lq_traintracks]

 my usual drinking cycle: drinking, singing, over-excitement, narcolepsy. THIS! LOLOL!

[reg_flint]

I have Cap'n Morgan and I have a keyboard. Let's see what damage a little ink dipped in rum can do! I'm on my second shot. :)

[lq_traintracks]

Persnality-wise I am much more A than S. My MS is in Academic Advising though. (I took serious care to type that out, let me tell you!)

[alisanne]

Oh, I bet you do awesome!

[alisanne]

yay!
omg, Tumblr is such a time suck.
Cme back to usssss

[alisanne]

*cheerleads*
You can totes do this!

[alisanne]

It is now! *g*

[abigail89]

ZOMG! It's 10pm and I have to go to church in the morning and make sense, so no drinkie for me tonight.

Maybe tomorrow afternoon.

Also, y'all are fucking hilarious. I think I'm gonna like this comm.

[ruinsplume]

souends very sensivle, or at least like you can make some moweny. I once went to a crier that's *career* conselfror who told me i house d oh fuck. who told me I SHOULD become an admissions coundelor. I ended up bcongming becoming a plumber. do you write non fan fic fic as well?

[rabbit_says]

Every single time. Heh.