sdk: two wine glasses clinking together (gen - wine glass clink)
쉘리 Unmistakably Oatmeal ([personal profile] sdk) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2017-04-22 04:58 pm

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

Welcome to the April 2017 Earth Day edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Earth Day

Luna Lovegood

The Black Lake

Camping

Centaur


Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Tuesday, April 25th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday April 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!


(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)


In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, how to save the Earth, why the Lorax is your spirit animal, how you plan to spend the summer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino's having a rum and Coke. Always rum. *g*. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-22 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
omg vodka in a protein shake...if it's good that sounds like something you could market...beat the hangover...have a vodka protein shake?

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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-22 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So did you find a glass, dear? lol
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)

[personal profile] torino10154 2017-04-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope they don;t! :D
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[personal profile] felixfvlicis 2017-04-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*pouts* Yes .... I'm trying to write but everything sounds bad. And I can't backspace. IT'S KILLING MEEEEEEEEE.

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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-22 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
seconded...is that even a word?
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)

[personal profile] torino10154 2017-04-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's me and margaritas sadly. I am no fun when the girls and I go to the Mexican restaurant and everyone has them but me. I think everyone has something that gives them bad memories. LOL
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-04-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I have an MFA in poetry.

It is not apparent from the content of this fic.

that is all.
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)

[personal profile] torino10154 2017-04-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! :D
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-04-22 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
margaritas here too! set of home made--lemon and agave sweetener thing because i didn't think about tit in time. IT in time. I'm on my second one. lips a bit tingly. what is it with that?
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-22 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The more ridiculous the better. Im sure it's great.
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-22 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
prob from the lemon...the tingly lips I mean. I love the idea of using an agave sweetner. *steals*
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[personal profile] alisanne 2017-04-22 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
:P
Well you want to be able to follow the 'action' though right? :)
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-04-22 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)

Go you! \o/!!!!

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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-22 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're not drunk enough yet. This is just fun lovely. Don't stress. I've shown you some of my past firewhiskey fic. They were insanely bad.
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[personal profile] alisanne 2017-04-22 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not siure.
Tequila? *shrugs* That's what I'm chalking my face numbness up to. :)
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[personal profile] alisanne 2017-04-22 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahaha!
Aweomse. :)
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2017-04-23 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I had a headstart on you. Probably in an earlier time zone.
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[personal profile] felixfvlicis 2017-04-23 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not .... it is rather warm in here though. I think my cheeks are flushed or something. If I can still used words like rather, I'm def not drunk enough. How do you feel?
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[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2017-04-23 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if I'm a genius or one of those douchebag hipster people, but OMG guys, try this!

Oatmeal
Peanut butter protein powder
frozen banana
almond milk
caramel vodka
buttershots
honey (manuka for me as I am a douchebag hipster--or I have a NZ BFF who prescribes and supplies manuka for every ailment)

Mix in a blender and thank me later.
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[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2017-04-23 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
We're pretty imaginative; take us to the edge, we'll go the rest of the way all on our own. ;)
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-23 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Im still sober, but it takes a bit to get me drunk. I'm pretty sure I have a bottle of vodka somewhere. I didn't want to pull it out. We'll see. You know my feelings on vodka..but I can't be the only sober person.
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[personal profile] felixfvlicis 2017-04-23 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously?! That's my dream degree. Or was. ALL THE POEMS. ALL THE TIME. *waves*
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[personal profile] felixfvlicis 2017-04-23 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
LOL @ douchebag hipster. I can't.

I would drink that. Totally.
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-04-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
4 shots of tequlia. Working on my thrisr beer. Nearluy 1,700 words. )_o or O_o
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[personal profile] felixfvlicis 2017-04-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
You need to write a penguin sequel. You gotta be drunk. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

I'll drop to my knees and beg if I have to.

*backs away slowly*

...........

Maybe you know you can look at Rafa's face. Maybe that weill help you.

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