torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2024-04-12 04:57 pm
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“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

Welcome to the 'Birds and Bees' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)



Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)

Let's get our drunk on!
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: orange flavored booze

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)

They do look cool but im' enjoying my Mike's Harder Lemonade much more for taste (and it's even slightly stronger).

oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

night

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)

cheers!

ride_4ever: (Dief hungry like the wolf)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, "Comm Mom"...I'm between cocktails now so I'll eat a little something...broccoli with a spicy dip and a tofu salad sandwich.
ride_4ever: (FK reading something)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Typos! That's the FWF spirit!
ride_4ever: (Dief Donut)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Rumchata! Yum! At Christmas-time one of my co-workers gave me a bottle of Rumchata and a Rumchata recipe pamphlet.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Time for a CAFFEINATED cocktail?
ride_4ever: (Fraser - eyes closed)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Early to bed? I think it's around 9:30 or 9:45 by you?

See you on Saturday?
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
sweet dreams to you!

I may pull a writing all-nighter. I'm feeling pretty jazzed about my fic right now...and starting in on my third cocktail of the night...tequila, grapefruit juice, and seltzer.
amedia: (dory)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Eee, I forgot about the header! So glad you mentioned it. ♥
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't heard from you in a while tonight. Have you gotten into the ouzo and/or bourbon yet? Have you started ficcing yet? Or are you still prepping for your "continuing revelation" discussion?
amedia: (SPQR Blues - wine)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee, "spirit," indeed! Very a propos!
amedia: (Alice - Tea Party)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I have heard the word but I don't know what it is exactly! I shall have to google it! Or gargle it!
impala_chick: (Default)

Re: orange flavored booze

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Mike's hard used to be my go-to! Definitely easier to drink.
impala_chick: (Default)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Foooood! I hope you have some easy things to heat up - I love using the air fryer on nights like tonight :D
impala_chick: (TFATWS || Bucky taking a drink)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds so good!!
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

I'm supposed to be writing?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 03:11 am (UTC)(link)

Awesome!

I ... literally keep forgetting I'm supposed to be writing and find myself randomly surfing the internet.

songquake: (Default)

I'm back!

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
It took me until less than an hour ago to finish the prep (I realized about two websites into my "confirmation research" that I honestly DON'T KNOW THE TOPIC WHY DID I AGREE TO PRESENT) and then I wanted to get a snack and take a shower. But! I am here and pouring out the bourbon and ginger ale for the first round. Have no idea what I'm going to write (what, words?) but maybe if I drink a little and just start typing I'll have a masterpiece anyway?

Great to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you!
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Gargle it! LOL!

If you haven't had any by the time we do Con*Strict, we should go make a liquor run for some! (This PSA brought to you by ride's cocktail pimpage.)
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: I'm back!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 03:19 am (UTC)(link)

Greetings! I'm still here, if not terribly functional.

oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 03:22 am (UTC)(link)

It's basically alcoholic horchata (so very sweet and mixes well with ice cream ... and a friend once used it to make whipped cream to put on pumpkin pie).

songquake: (Default)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that sounds yummy
songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hello! I'm just starting to drink now, but was unsuccessful with my first pour. But the straatevy is to drink and read thru the comments for awhile, commenting back... and when the comments get incoherent, I WRITE
songquake: (Default)

Re: 💟

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
THIS is the technique of a master!

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