torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2024-04-12 04:57 pm
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“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

Welcome to the 'Birds and Bees' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)



Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by midnight on Sunday, April 14th. Voting will begin on April 15 and last until Friday, April 19th.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)



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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)

Let's get our drunk on!
verushka70: Kowalski puts his hands to his head (Default)

Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures

[personal profile] verushka70 2024-04-14 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
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verushka70: Kowalski puts his hands to his head (Default)

Re: who is drinking what now?

[personal profile] verushka70 2024-04-14 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Game night ended a little early - my friend Pauline is not a night owl like us! She's a social worker who starts at 8am M-F - but I'm already two Tecates & a Ragnarok into the evening...

So I'm gonna have a Stella & an edible & possibly a puff or two of some dispensary stuff I got (at the one across from your job) weeks ago & haven't tried yet... & try out some fic with these prompts! Got my hangover prevention ready to take before bed just in case, lol!
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Re: who is drinking what now?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you are very in the FWF spirit...and about to be even more so 😃. I just had a dinner break which has "unfortunately" led to some sobriety...so now I need some time to re-establish The Drunkening.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Re: who is drinking what now?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't finished and unfortunately having eaten dinner has sobered me up somewhat, so now I gotta get my drunk back on to continue ficcing.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

FWF Overnight Saturday

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Anybody doing Saturday overnight ficcing?
impala_chick: (Default)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-14 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, cheers! I hope tonight is fruitful :D
ride_4ever: (TYK)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you kindly for the continuing encouragement!
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: FWF Overnight Saturday

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)

I'm out. I still need to submit what I have (too groggy to deal wsith it now). not super happy with it. It got weird. But if I tried to do a day three, it would just get longer and weirder and I have to work tomorrow anyway so it's time to sober up.

ride_4ever: (House this shit is confusing)

Re: FWF Overnight Saturday

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'll bet mine out-weirds yours, and since it's now officially Sunday morning and I'm still ficcing I'll bet mine will also be BOTH longer AND weirder than yours. And I'm due for a redrunkening.

Hope you now get enough rest and sobering up adequate for your work-day.
ride_4ever: (F and V - huh)

it's deja vu all over again

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa...I just typed a sentence that made me think "Huh? Didn't I write this exact sentence way back at the beginning of the fic?" and I know we aren't supposed to look back at our mid-writing FWF, but I felt like I just had to see if that sentence already existed. And...well...it didn't. But I still feel like I already used that sentence in this fic. It's deja vu all over again.
flownwrong: (Default)

[personal profile] flownwrong 2024-04-14 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
belated reply—the reason for which is the same as why i couldn't come back later—because i had a super hectic weekend! thank you for the reminder and the encouragement! yes, i wanted to attempt this partly because i need a dose of antiperfectionism! but i'm hoping next time i won't try to fit too many plans into 48 hours and have more time to enjoy it ;)
flownwrong: (Default)

[personal profile] flownwrong 2024-04-14 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
woop! sorry for dropping off the face of the earth—i couldn't come back yesterday or today because i crammed way too many plans into the weekend and didn't leave myself any chances to finish what i started :) i'm still glad i came and looked around and started writing and had two very nice martinis—there's still next time!
ride_4ever: (due Diligence)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, "anti-perfectionism" is one of the things that I need boosted and FWF does that (but I still keep getting awarded the "booby prize" of "Most Coherent Fic"...The Drunkening doesn't usually make too much impact on my spelling and grammar).
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Martinis, yes! I had a couple of those last night. Now I'm on to beers and later today ranch water tequila.
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[personal profile] a_belladonna 2024-04-14 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel you! There was a round last year where I had to be at work the following day. -_-
And for some reason the January rounds tends to coincide with my father's birthday.

I hope you can make it for the next round! :) My first attempt at FWF also wasn't the biggest success...the letting go of perfectionism took a few tries for me.
verushka70: Kowalski puts his hands to his head (Default)

Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures

[personal profile] verushka70 2024-04-14 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)

Well, that's a good thing then, right? Hell, I still need reminders to take my stuff on schedule.

verushka70: Kowalski puts his hands to his head (Default)

Re: who is drinking what now?

[personal profile] verushka70 2024-04-14 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)

Hehe - yeah, funny how that works... the substance makes you want to eat, & eating brings you down from it. Like a self limiting high. I know it does that to a lot of people, though not everyone... I just happen to be one. Probably why I don't do this to excess very often.

ride_4ever: (Dief eat Granny)

Re: who is drinking what now?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-14 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I've already made it to 2:45 PM on booze-on-an-empty-stomach. Think I'll hold off on food and continue The Drunkening until fic finishing. (Hey, Vee, "fic finishing" makes me think to ask you if you remember about "faux finishing" in Twitch City LOL.)
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (tropical drinks)

Re: FWF Overnight Saturday

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-14 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm fighting the urge to edit it. I need to just submit it right now without re-reading anything. (Because the idea of getting drunk three days in a row to take another stab at it doesn't sound appealing to my tummy.)

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (buy toilet paper)

Re: it's deja vu all over again

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-14 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)

Oh, see, by my rules drunken editing is totally allowed. Only sober editing is forbidden.

oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

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[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-14 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)

I misread that and for a moment, I thought there was such a thing as ranch dressing flavor tequila.

oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: Topic #2 Best Hangover Cures

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-14 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm thinking that by having an energy drink a few hours before I started drinking booze that I might be heading things off at the start. (Or again, I'm just weirdly not prone to hangovers.)

ride_4ever: (Fraser - facepalm)

Re: FWF Overnight Saturday

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, this third day of non-sobriety has taken its toll (headache, not tummy). We suffer for our art, eh?

Just finished my fic and sending it to drunkmods now.
ride_4ever: (Fraser - Ah)

Re: it's deja vu all over again

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-15 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I like your point about drunken!editing.

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