torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2024-04-12 04:57 pm
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“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

Welcome to the 'Birds and Bees' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)



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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)

Let's get our drunk on!
impala_chick: (TFATWS || Bucky taking a drink)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
<3
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Drunken Mindfulness Practice! Gotta love that concept!

Actually, I would like to discuss spiritual and theological stuff with you some time...but while sober.
songquake: (Default)

Re: I'm back!

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
You are truly a genius!
ride_4ever: (Dief hungry like the wolf)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever tried FRIED capers? I didn't even know that was a thing until I saw a recipe for it about two weeks ago. Gonna try it some time soon.
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

capers?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 04:44 am (UTC)(link)

You know, I don't think I've ever had capers at all.

ride_4ever: (Dief eat Granny)

Re: capers?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
They are a great accent for so many things if you like itty bitty salty things.
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

[personal profile] sdk 2024-04-13 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
hiii ride!! Sorry this is a very late reply. I've been lurky lurking lol
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Late" and "early" are very abstract notions during FWF.

And I was intending on an all-nighter, but now I'm thinking I may go to bed between midnight and 1:00 AM, then get back to ficcing in the morning.

Got a few paragraphs of fic done, but now I keep staring off into space and sipping my third cocktail.
songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely you'll get different responses if I"m sober. Like more mediated responses.
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: capers?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 05:07 am (UTC)(link)

They sound potentially intereesting.

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (tropical drinks)

ditto

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)

Yeah, I'm admitting defeat. Things just did not come together tonight. Ficcing on a full stomach was a mistake. Too sleepy and useless.

impala_chick: (Default)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know that was a thing either!!! I'll have to google it later (when I'm not writnig fic haha)
songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I MADE SOMETHING. and now i need to drink some water adn get ready for bed because i have to facilitate a discussion about something I don't know enough about tomorrow at 10am. WHihc is in 8.5 hours my time.

Oyyyyy.

Love you!
songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
SMUT FINDS A WAY is my new motto, ngl
ride_4ever: (Fraser - eyes closed)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I had intentions for an all-nighter but I just don't have it in me this time. Heading off to bed now and returning to ficcing and drinking in the morning.

And yeah, more on spiritual thoughts and theological thoughts when it's not FWF time.
ride_4ever: (Fraser - eyes closed)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Wishing you sweet dreams and on the morrow good discussion-facilitating.
songquake: (Default)

Re: orange flavored booze

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I used to drink that in my 20's. The Mike's Hard, that is. I thnk I decided it wasn't "cool" enough or some rot like that. It was tasty adn did the trick. though. What was my problem?

(Especially since what I moved ot was hard cider.)
ride_4ever: (Fraser - eyes closed)

Re: ditto

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I had intentions for an all-nighter but I just don't have it in me this time. Heading off to bed now and returning to ficcing and drinking in the morning.
Will you be giving it another go tomorrow too?
songquake: (Default)

Re: kitchen counters

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I had a kitchen once that had enough FLOOR space for a dance party but still not enough counter space.
ride_4ever: (Fraser - eyes closed)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I had intentions for an all-nighter but I just don't have it in me this time. Heading off to bed now near 1:00 AM and returning to ficcing and drinking later in the morning.

Looks like you may be the last FWFer up this round -- I'm usually the last one out and I feel a little strange to go off to bed while YOU are still up and ficcing, but I'm coming to terms with "someone is always going to be the last one up for the night and that someone may not be me".
ride_4ever: (Fraser - grins)

Re: kitchen counters

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, you could have put a lot of things on the FLOOR (I do).
ride_4ever: (Fraser - eyes closed)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Had three cocktails and wrote a few paragraphs. Going off to bed at about 1:00 AM. To those of you who will still be drinking and writing on Saturday: see you on the morning side!
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (writing)

Re: ditto

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 05:59 am (UTC)(link)

I hope to.

oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: orange flavored booze

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)

I've never been cool. Does anyone remember Boone's Farm? If any of my local stores still sold that, I would 100% stll drink it. It was like liquid acloholic candy and it was cheap.

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (tropical drinks)

Re: kitchen counters

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 06:04 am (UTC)(link)

I sometimes question whether architects have ever lived in homes. Are they grown in a lab somewhere?

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