torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2024-04-12 04:57 pm
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“Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!”

Welcome to the 'Birds and Bees' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Gilderoy Lockhart

Sex Ed

Honey

Birds of a Feather

Well-Bred

Total Eclipse (of the Heart)



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Torino plans to start with a Malibu Bay Breeze while Shelly is the designated driver tonight! ;)

Let's get our drunk on!
songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I know you've gone to bed, but whenever I saw the old icon of "Sirius Black: Killed by Drapery" I thought that would make a great theme for a D/S/H fic. I legit think I asked someone (maybe reikokatsura) to make one, but it never happened.

Alas.
ride_4ever: (Dief eat Granny)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I just made a tofu salad sandwich, and in a while I'll have some broccoli florets with spicy dip.

I bought an air fryer months ago and haven't even started using it yet. Still trying to figure out how to make space on my crowded kitchen counter.
songquake: (Default)

Re: I'm back!

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Jpprau!

And thus starts the portion of the evening where I start typing with my hands on teh rong keys.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's a lot lighter than the Margs, which actually is a nice balance...very refreshing.
ride_4ever: (Fraser - grins)

Re: I'm supposed to be writing?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Does someone need a "Net Nanny"? LOL.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

Re: I'm back!

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Great to hear back from youuuuuuuuuu!

Bourbon and ginger ale sounds good -- I love gingery things. (And I also love ouzo.)

I have found that "drink a bunch and just start typing" has been working well for me this round -- hope it plays out that way for you too.
impala_chick: (Default)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent strategy!!
impala_chick: (Default)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's so true, it takes up a ton of room!

Broccoli w/dip is such a classic. I've never had a tofu salad sando but that sounds good.
ride_4ever: (Fraser - grins)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Straatevy" indicates readiness to write. LOL.
amedia: A smallish gray-and-white cat snuggling with a large fluffy black cat; caption reads SNUGGLES (snuggles)

[personal profile] amedia 2024-04-13 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Shaking my pompons for you!!!

I finished mine and am going to finish my water and start getting ready for bed!
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

kitchen counters

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 04:04 am (UTC)(link)

Absolutely every kitchen needs to be larger. All of them. I've never been in a kitchen and thought, "Yes, this is more than enough counter space."

Also, I think I might be sobering up becuase I had the fleeting thought that everything I've written so far is crap and I shouldjust delete it. I need to finish my drink and get back to my "brilliant" story.

ride_4ever: (Dief hungry like the wolf)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I start with firm or extra-firm tofu that I freeze, then thaw, then squeeze out the excess moisture -- the freezing and thawing makes the tofu more sponge-like to better absorb flavors. Then I shred it by hand and mix it with mustard and vegan mayo, and then I add capers and diced onions. Yum.
oldtoadwoman: Bitmoji me inside a cooler of drinks (alcohol)

Re: I'm back!

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)

Hooray!

I'm irrationally proud of myself for decoding that.

songquake: (mm... coffee)

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
lol.

I don't know if I can write anything tonight. I'm so out of practice for fic, and for drinking, and usually I ahve a litte bit of an idea before i get started but tonight I'm stream-of-consciousisg it and I DO NOT LIKE where this is going.
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: I'm supposed to be writing?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2024-04-13 04:10 am (UTC)(link)

But then I need someone other than me to be in charge of making sure I don't just switch it off, which I totally would.

ride_4ever: (All Muses Are Busy)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, just be present and enjoy your beverage of choice and the company here. If fic doesn't happen, oh well, sometimes it just doesn't.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you've finished your fic! Go you! I'm still very early in the development of mine.
impala_chick: (Default)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I finally ahve an idea I think... Spent way too much time working on a different WIP.
ride_4ever: made for me by demon_bride (Keep Calm and Write Fic)

Re: kitchen counters

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, don't look back at that fic. You know that with FWF fic you're supposed to just keep going forward!

My kitchen is small and I know that your kitchen is deffo small. I have seen country kitchens in farmhouses where I thought there was a reasonable amount of counter space, but never in the city or even in the suburbs.
ride_4ever: (Fraser - facepalm)

Re: I'm supposed to be writing?

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Good point. Alas.
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[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
FOr a moment I read "just be present to your beverage of hcoice," and was like IS RIDE SUGGESTING I PRACTICE MINDFULNESS WHILDST DRUNK?

I am writing now. It is... unlike what i usually write, maybe.
songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2024-04-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray! Have fun with the new idea! I'm still here and laboring drunkenly
ride_4ever: made for me by demon_bride (Keep Calm and Write Fic)

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2024-04-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
*cheers you on*
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[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!! I hope your labor bears fruit
impala_chick: (TFATWS || Bucky taking a drink)

[personal profile] impala_chick 2024-04-13 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
oo I see! Yeah tofu is at its best when it can soak up all the complimentary flavors. Capers are so great.

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