ENTRY #8

[torino10154]

Title: Firewhiskey Fic McGonagall Double Limerick
Author: ride_4ever
I am of legal drinking age in my region: hell yes, in any region
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Fandom: Harry Potter
Prompts used: Minerva McGonagall; Portkey; Sex on the Beach; Lost Luggage; Sweater Weather; Trains, Planes & Automobiles
Summary: This is what happens when Minerva McGonagall's luggage gets lost in transit.
Rating: Teen and Up
Word count: 77
Author's Notes: I used all of the prompts!



Minerva McGonagall had lost
her enchanted luggage that must be found at whatever cost.
Trains, planes, and automobiles there might be
but what she needed was an AirTag and a portkey
and a sweater for a location with frost.



It wasn’t sweater weather after all
for when Minerva reached the portkey’s port of call
her luggage was in reach
near a couple having sex on the beach
and she grabbed her luggage faster than her famous hatstall.

Comments

::snort::

[oldtoadwoman]

Hee! Was not expecting limericks.

Re: ::snort::

[ride_4ever]

Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition limericks.