ENTRY #3

[torino10154]

FTitle: bravery
Author: alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yessssss
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: harry/sraco
Challenge: Harry Potter, Mirror of Erised, Room of Requirement, Anniversary, "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?”
Summary: harry still fona;’t know drac’s secret.
Rating/Warnings: um…PG to be sahe
Word count: 262
Author's Notes (if any): nah, it’s just what’s on the tim. No surprises really. well, except tay I managed to tget a ll the prnots in hooeya!



“What do you mean I’m not brave ib bed?” Harry demanded.

“I mean exactly what I said.” Draco leaned forward, admiring his reflection in the mirror.

“I’m a Gryffindor! I’m brave.”

“Maybe you are when fighting a battle,” Draco said, fluffing hid hair, “but you wouldn’t even let me tie you up for our anniversary. doesn;t wound too brave to me.”

“I’m brave!” protested Harry, “what about the room of Requirement? I saved you!”

“Well, true.” Draco finally truend away from the mirror. “But that was only beavause you couldn’t bear the idea of lising me.”

“I didn’t love you then! I didn't eveb like you then.”

“Oh oplease. You have always lovme me.”

“You are deluaional.”

“deluauional, am I>” Draco smirked. “then hy did you see me when you looked in the mirror of Wised?”

“I knew I should never have told you that,” Jarry said.

“Well,” drado said, climbing up onto the ned. “You did md thay’s what’s important.”

“Do you dream abou me? Harry asked, reaching for Draco’s facce. “They sa hat what you eee in the mittoe of eisued, is what your heat desires.”

Draco smils. “i saw myseld licing the lue I wanted.”

“What, as the new Dak Lors?” Harry teased.

Draco froze. How had he guessed?

But Harry was alsughing, and with that, Seaoc eelaxed. “Don’t ge silly.” He lossed Harry, maoning as their tongues entakle. “what goof is ir being a dark loed wirhour you>”

“Together forwvrm: says Harry, banishing their cloehrs. And a rhy make love, Draco gibes thanks that e found Hayy.

~

Comments

[kiertorata]

Draco smils. “i saw myseld licing the lue I wanted.”

Draco saw himself licking the lube he wanted??? Good thing our Harry seems to be very well versed in interpreting Draco. :D

Love the linear progression in the amount of spelling mistakes!

[alisanne]

*giggles*
I am tempted to post it as is, but clearly I shall have to translate that line for people.
It means "I saw myself living the life I wanted' of course. :P Ha!
Although licking the lube could be...a goal. Not necessarily Draco's, but you never know with him. *g*

Hahah! Yes, I suspect it's obvious when the booze kicked in. :)

Thank you!

[lq_traintracks]

Awwww! Jarry, Drado, and the Mittoe of Eisued. <3 I'm still trying to work out 'licing the lue', although it obviously has something to do with Draco ruling the world.

This was adorable! :D

[alisanne]

Hee! Well you know Drado is. *giggles*
Licing the Lue is obviously 'Living the life'! I don't understand HOW people didn't get that. ;)
Hahahaha! OMG, I was so drunk. *shakes head*

Thanks, hon! <3

[lightofdaye]

Good job getting them all in there.

I especially like the two attempts at 'delusional'

[alisanne]

When at first you don't succeed... right? ;)
Thanks! I was pretty determined to include all the prompts.
Having them makes actually sense was clearly on the back burner. *g*

[ashiiblack]

Draco smils. “i saw myseld licing the lue I wanted.”

^ perfection

[alisanne]

Hahaha!
*bows*
Thank you, hon!

[ruinsplume]

But Harry was alsughing, and with that, Seaoc eelaxed. “Don’t ge silly.” He lossed Harry, maoning as their tongues entakle.

Not only am I alsughing right now, actual tears are coming out of my eyes, I am aslughing so hard.

Seaoc ftw!

[alisanne]

Heee!
I am always happy when I can give someone a laugh (NGL, I laughed pretty hard when I reread it myself).
Seaoc wins the world since he has Jarry. ;)

Thank you!

[alisanne]

LMAO!
Yeah, Jarry and Seaoc forever! *g*

[shaddyr]

This is... amazing! Completely delightful!

“Do you dream abou me? Harry asked, reaching for Draco’s facce. “They sa hat what you eee in the mittoe of eisued, is what your heat desires.”

I want a mittoe of eisude too!

Love it!

[alisanne]

LOL! We all need a Mittoe of Eisude! *g*

*giggles* Thank you. I think I was pretty toasted by the time I got to that bit. Heh.
<3

[vengeance_on_ice]

“i saw myseld licing the lue I wanted.”

I have no idea, but I'm laughing like a maniac at this. Seaoc may one day be a Dark Lord and rule the world, but Jarry will keep him in check and make sure there is enough treacle tart for everybody in the post-apocalyptic dictatorship.

Side note: I don't know if it's reading all the drunk!fic or what, but my spelling, sober, seems just about on par with everyone else's drunk; I'm just able to notice and fix it before I hit post.

[ruinsplume]

Side note back to vengeance_on_ice:

mee too about the spelling! It's like my fingers are stillhung over from FWF. Glad I'm not thielony one. See?

[vengeance_on_ice]

Hehe. Good to know it;s not just me!

[alisanne]

Hahah, well, you should know, I am a terrible typist. Spellcheck is truly my BFF. So turning it off, as I do during all FWFs, makes everything extra interesting. Add alcohol and, well, you see what happens. ^ ;)

Also, I like your vision of the world ruled by Seaoc. Heh. Works for me. (And Jarry).

Thank you, hon! <3

[evandar]

“i saw myseld licing the lue I wanted.”

I'm so glad Harry understood him, because I'm laughing too hard to even try to figure that one out.

This is so cute and adorable, and I'm very impressed you managed to get all of the prompts in. I'm even more impressed by deluauional.

[alisanne]

Hee! Yeah, I'm surprised i remember what I meant. ;)
*nods* Jarry always understands Seaoc. ;)

Thank you so much! *giggles* Not sure what I was thinking trying to spell that while drunk. *g*

[bixgirl1]

I really need to know what i saw myseld licing the lue I wanted. means, pls tell me. ;) Also, good for Jarry and Drado! Best otp ever! LOLOLOL.

[alisanne]

I like all the things others have been coming up with.
"Licking the lube" may be my fave. ;)
Alas, it's totally boring, and was supposed to read "Living the life". *g*

Jarry and Drado rule! As opposed to Jarry and Seaoc, which is totally wrong. :P

Thank you so much! <3

[torino10154]

LMAO There are some fab lines in this. I hope they treat Seaoc well.... :P

[alisanne]

Seaoc always lands on his feet, trust me. ;)
Thanks, hon!

[songquake]

BOTH BOYS got new names! As Ali said, "Jarry and Seaoc forever!" It's so freaking serendipitous when that happens :)

Also, I love "mirror of Wised." Reminds me of the Xyzal owl (whose creator, I think, was drinking while inventing the name of the medicine as well as the slogan).

[alisanne]

Hahahah! I love that ad. *g*

And yes, Jarry and Seaoc forever, as opposed to Jarry and Drado. *giggles*
Yes, I know I commented on my own fic, but I like to throw people off the scent. ;)

Thank you, dear! <3

[songquake]

The more I look at "Seaoc," the more I wonder whether it's an actual Irish or Welsh name or something...

[alisanne]

LMAO!
Any resemblance to an actual name, whether Irish, Welsh, or other, is entirely coincidental...
*g*

[dani_meows]

*giggles* This is hilarious. I should do this one of these days.

[alisanne]

Thank you! *g*

And yes, you should participate sometime. It really is a hoot. :)