torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2023-01-20 03:53 pm

"How dry I am, How dry I am, Nobody knows how dry I am"

Welcome to the 'Not-So-Dry January' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this round are:

Hagrid

Forbidden Forest

Stripped Bare

Cuddling by the Fire

Ice and Snow

“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have a few prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

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And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

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Shelly is starting the night with prosecco which was so good on NYE while Torino is trying to decide what to pair with the bottle of coconut rum she got for Christmas!

Let's get our drunk on!
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

cheese

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-01-20 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)

Ditto. Two shots in and I haven't even started typing. But I've eaten SO MUCH CHEESE. Prioritiejs.

corvidology: ZL stares at Jack's wet t-shirt ([FANDOM] HIS3:T JACK/ZL STARE)

Re: I have an idea!!

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-20 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Lasagna involves sandwiching things together, right?
lightofdaye: (Default)

Re: cheese

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-01-20 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
the prioritejs are good prioritejs i should het the cheese out

bit what *kind* of chesse?

o am ready for my incoherent reward this time please
paulamcg: (Default)

[personal profile] paulamcg 2023-01-20 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's almost midnight here, and I'll be ready to drink only after I buy some booze in the morning. I share the excitement in any case!
corvidology: Calvin's had enough ([EMO] GAH)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This was something they were supposed to deliver to me. They tried on Saturday and we were gone for the weekend. I scheduled the re-delivery online, like the form says to do and that was for Tuesday. Still no package today after they spend 20 minutes in the back looking for it. I'm stunned, I tell you, STUNNED that they found it after I'd left!
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

Re: I have an idea!!

[personal profile] sdk 2023-01-20 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
everyonething on top of one another and squished together, I am sure that's the secret!
corvidology: ([EMO] DRINK TEQUILA CALMLY)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-20 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
So there's the answer to the eternal question "where had the rum gone?"
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

Re: LASAGNA RECIPE

[personal profile] sdk 2023-01-20 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly next FWF is going to be the Lasagne edition lolol
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Ironman)

Re: cheese

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2023-01-20 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)

I picked up a bunch of mini samplers in the deli's "under $5" bin. So I had "drunken goat" (which I ate all of last night and now feel bad becase it would have been thematically approrpitaate now), "midnight moon" (this is the best one. I think it's gouda? don'tf remember but I firss found it at a farmer's marke years ago and ive loved it ever ssince), "taleggio" (no idea what that is, it stinks lke feet but tastes quite mild), and some kind of brie that I threw the label away when I got it open yesterday so it's just in a leftover sandwich bag.

corvidology: Ophelia and goldfish ([EPER] SEX CAVALRY - OGLAF)

Re: I have an idea!!

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-20 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The underlying formula for a LOT of fan fiction!
corvidology: Ophelia and goldfish ([EMO] DO WHAT NOW? - DET. L/LF)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-20 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
So... a piece of bread between two pieces of meat?
lightofdaye: (Default)

Re: LASAGNA RECIPE

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-01-20 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
it looks awesome but I don't think the writer understood what laziness really is.

I'd hate to see the none lazy version. presumably something like what Babish would cook up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_BGPTK3GQk
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

Re: LASAGNA RECIPE

[personal profile] sdk 2023-01-20 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
why do I keep spelling lasagna lasange? lolol I'm not even drinking yet!!
lightofdaye: (Default)

Re: LASAGNA RECIPE

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-01-20 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm consistently amazed how many quick recipies this guy does that involves steps like 'leave to rise overnight'
corvidology: Ophelia and goldfish (Default)

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-20 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Stone cold sober still but pissed... not in the right way! ;D
corvidology: ([EMO] DRINK TEQUILA CALMLY)

Re: postal

[personal profile] corvidology 2023-01-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)


I think drinking may start far ealier than I was planning on it starting...
lightofdaye: (Default)

Re: cheese

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2023-01-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man are they still on netflix? (it is not. boo! bad netflix, suggesting chicken run and shaun the sheep instead)
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

Re: LASAGNA RECIPE

[personal profile] sdk 2023-01-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao I don't think so!! I possibly can not spell to save my life and for some reason spellcheck was failing me. I even have Grammarly, by god. I should sue.
sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

Re: LASAGNA RECIPE

[personal profile] sdk 2023-01-20 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I have baked cheetos and reese's klondike bars, but I should perhaps actually eat a proper dinner first :P

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