LOL. Can you imagine "For the Greater Voog" arced around the Deathly Hallows sign? CREEPY AND HILARIOUS.

See my comment to mywitch above re: Lock-ins. *shudders*

Tips! I mean, humans like all primates need to learn sex! Much better to have a coach, especially if none of your threesome understands about lube (seems unlikely, but FWF).