"I’ve had hundreds of kids thundering through my pub, Potter!"

[torino10154]

*unlocks the door and flips on the lights*
*puts out the appetizers and hits the music*

Ready? Ready....

Welcome to the 'It's 5 o'clock Somewhere' edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Putting this note at the top: This round is a bit different. A marathon rather than a sprint. The pace will probably be a little slower, less intense than our usual events. Hopefully, someone will be around when you arrive but don't despair if it's quiet at times throughout the day.

Your challenges for this month are:

Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore

Hog's Head

Marathon

Insomnia

Forced Proximity

One Too Many

Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have 2-3 prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

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Torino and Shelly both plan to be around for most of the day though we will be popping in and out as required by that dastardly fiend, Real Life. BOO! Also, to make sure we don't get alcohol poisoning. And perhaps for a nap. LOL

Let's get our drunk on!

Comments

[torino10154]

So for my second drink, I'd got some frozen mixed fruit earlier when we were talking about it--magos, pineapple, strawberries, cherries and dumped some Pimms over it. I added about a cup of the fruit and Pimms to a IDK 20oz cup. I then added maybe 1/2 a cup of sprite (it was whatever was left in a bottle in te fridge) and topped it off with vodka. As you can see, it's done the trick. LOL

[ruinsplume]

Aandsn I'm done!
going to drink some water now.

where the fuck is that comment

[ride_4ever]

I am too drunk to find that comment now (hello, mixing vodka with Dr. Pepper after several Greyhound Cocktails) but one of the main characters in my primary fandom is Italian-American Ray Vecchio, so whoever asked how to say something about "too drunk" in Italian here it is: Sono troppo ubriaco per questo

taking a dinner break

[ride_4ever]

Taking a dinner and DVD movie break with my patient spouse who has "waited" for me all day while I've been online with FWF.

Bsck in a few hours to drink and fic through the night....

[tjs_whatnot]

So, Ive been going through old fics to finally compl=e them all to A03 and I'm now to the Daily Deviant chapter of my fandom life and I'm AMZAZED at the level of filth I used to be able to writr. It's KILLING me that I got nothing tonight. NOTHING. But, there's still time, yes? YES?!?!?!

[torino10154]

OK, I am hitting the hay, kids. Whoever leaves last, make sure to turn out the lights and lock the doors.

<3

[corvidology]

I'm done. When youre typing with one eye closed its time to send carppy fic to the mods and go to sleep.

ETA::L:L I don't actually know what i typed and think its bets for my sanity I don't. Let me know if i dind't antually send you something cos I think i idd.

Thank you lovely mods! ♥

[sdk]

I'm now heading off as well for anyone who is still around or coming back! We'll reply to any emails confirming we've received all of your drunken masterpieces tomorrow. Thanks all for a lovely time! ♥

[songquake]

I have written something and submitted it, and it's probably awful and it didnt include the great idea that i had, though the AN refers to the great idea. Fuck. I'm still drunk, butI don't really want to go back and add the idea. it had to do with drinking contests.

[mywitch]

I;m done yay! It's terribel! YAY! LOL Goodnight all, and thank you mods and all you lovely people for being here. The commnet section is more than half the fun! xxxxx

this is the beginning I fguess

[goatgodschild]

I went sobrt in May. Sober. Plus, I really don't like the old 420, so I am just typing with my good hand (my feet went out due to kung fu, and my right hand is in its carpal tunnel brace). I did have my last birthday sasparilla, though, and I am taking off my glasses, so I would say his is fair.