torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2022-07-02 11:55 am

"I’ve had hundreds of kids thundering through my pub, Potter!"

*unlocks the door and flips on the lights*
*puts out the appetizers and hits the music*

Ready? Ready....

Welcome to the 'It's 5 o'clock Somewhere' edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone today. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Putting this note at the top: This round is a bit different. A marathon rather than a sprint. The pace will probably be a little slower, less intense than our usual events. Hopefully, someone will be around when you arrive but don't despair if it's quiet at times throughout the day.

Your challenges for this month are:

Madam Rosmerta and/or Aberforth Dumbledore

Hog's Head

Marathon

Insomnia

Forced Proximity

One Too Many


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one. We try to have 2-3 prompts each round that are not HP-specific.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going. Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite actors or musicians, the state of the world (a nice, safe topic LOL), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but though we're getting more diversity, we're still fairly HP-focused. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

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Torino and Shelly both plan to be around for most of the day though we will be popping in and out as required by that dastardly fiend, Real Life. BOO! Also, to make sure we don't get alcohol poisoning. And perhaps for a nap. LOL

Let's get our drunk on!
lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2022-07-02 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
just got one scene to write then i can go into hangover survival/mitigation mode.
ride_4ever: (WriSo Sour)

drink deets

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2022-07-02 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What I'm drinking (so far): Greyhound Cocktails made with Clark & Sheffield Small Batch Vodka and fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice. I think I might add some lime juice to the next one.

About 300 words written, and alas, they are coherent....
lightofdaye: (Default)

hangover cure/prevent

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2022-07-02 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
chicken noodle soup, toast and a lot of water. We'll see how i feel tomorrow.

2300 here. where did the evening go?
a_belladonna: (Default)

[personal profile] a_belladonna 2022-07-02 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*pokes muse* c'mon do something...
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

comments are hard

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2022-07-02 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)

TWICE now (TWICE!!) I've started to reply to someone's comment, clicked the wrong thing, and lost track of the comment thread that i was tryingn to reply to.

I'm clearly drunk enough that comments are super hard ... why am I not drunk enough to write crap?

songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2022-07-02 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
In honor of Aberforth, I made salad with beets and goat cheese for dinner.
mywitch: (Default)

[personal profile] mywitch 2022-07-02 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
First nbottle of champagne is donw the gullet and now on to number two. Still no discenrable plot in place. Ah well, can't have everything.
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2022-07-02 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*bursts through door of pub waving pint glass purchased in the pub next door*

Hiiiiiii did I miss it? who's here???
lightofdaye: (Default)

[personal profile] lightofdaye 2022-07-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
well i have had a lot of water and now i'm turning in. good luck intrepid drinking creators

0015. That's early for a fwf for me. thanks be to the mods and their all day drinking innovation
Edited 2022-07-02 23:15 (UTC)
corvidology: Glinda the good witch ([EMO] DRINK COCKTAIL)

[personal profile] corvidology 2022-07-02 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinner has been consumed.

Quick (HAH!) calculations suggested my choice of 'it's bloody hot and I'm melting...' drinks, namely ice cold white wine or G&Ts was no choice at all as G&Ts - much G, little T - would be much faster.

Consuming my first - LET THE DRUNKENING BEGIN!
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2022-07-02 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
HELLO!

I have had dinner, have made a cocktail and have read all the comments--I wanted to reply to a lot of conversations but I also wanted to get percolating on ideas... or something.
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (keysmash writing)

?!?!?!?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2022-07-02 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)

I went and added another measily two hudred words to my story and I come back to 66 ujnread messages???? How?

sdk: A great white shark about to breach with a rainbow filter and text that reads sdk (Default)

[personal profile] sdk 2022-07-02 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I have made exactly zero progress oon a fwf fic, however I am close to finishing an overdue bday gift fic so that is something??? I think my co-mod might be happy with this turn of events. *cough*
ride_4ever: (Fraser - facepalm)

prompt: Hog's Head

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2022-07-02 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I absolutely will not refer to the cock of one of my characters as his Hog's Head. /0\
a_belladonna: (Default)

[personal profile] a_belladonna 2022-07-03 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I wrote something. I'm afraid of looking at it tomorrow, haha. It made sense in the moment. And it's now 2 a.m. here so I better get some sleep.
corvidology: Ophelia and goldfish ([EMO] BATSHIT)

[personal profile] corvidology 2022-07-03 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Design flaw.....

My study is upstairs. The kitchen is downstairs and is holding the booze captive.

Fuck it, stairs, here I come!
songquake: (Default)

[personal profile] songquake 2022-07-03 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
wellllllll I have a weird idea to bring into the mix, so I guess I'm going to run with it? it might involve ancient mediterranean shit and i guess therefore pederasty? though I don't know how to manage that with Aberforthe and Rosmerta...
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (keysmash writing)

done?

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2022-07-03 12:22 am (UTC)(link)

Okay, I think I'm done. It's not good, but I hit what felt like the end of the scene and so I'm done. It's definitely not a cohesive story but ... my standards are kinda low today.

ride_4ever: (BSG - say the words)

alcohol-related opinions requested

[personal profile] ride_4ever 2022-07-03 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I am not a soda pop drinker, but I have this one can of Dr. Pepper in my fridge, having for whatever reason brought it home from a non-alcohol party at work. I've been drinking Greyhounds for about six hours or so. Should I dump some vodka in the Dr. Pepper and and drink that to get me rolling on the next part of my fic?
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2022-07-03 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
UGH! I am writing the most fuckin' boring thing ever to be committed to screen. HEEEEELP!
corvidology: Ophelia and goldfish (Default)

[personal profile] corvidology 2022-07-03 12:38 am (UTC)(link)

6 Gts.

I keep thihnkf;ing I'm rleady then my typing ;improves.
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Multiverse of Madness

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2022-07-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)

Watching Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness now with roommate. I might drink more and write more later. I can't decide if I should just submit what I have or if another scene would help.

How can I feel this sober already? I counted and I measured out four shots of whiskey, more than a shot of butterscotch schnapps, and about two shots of peach schnapps (measuring was no longer happening at that point). By the numbers I should be sloshed by now, yes? But I've also eaten a lot and I'm just feeling slightly tipsy at this point.Maybe the food is the mistake?

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