ENTRY #5

[torino10154]

Title: He Came in through the Bathourse Window
Author: torino10154
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES SSIR
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Lily, Rose, Mollu II, Lucy, Teddy, Victorie, Al, Harry + MYSREY CHARACTER OOOOO
Challenge/Prompts used: Dad, technically Ottery St Catchpole, entthing else is a tstrexch TBH
Summary: Lily catches her soucins spying on someone. She's amazedand appalled.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13. There's som veoyerism, and people spying on their relatives ut I don;t think it's really got anything incestous [Sober note: everyone is of age!]
Word count: 437
Author's Notes (if any): I wish my smut muse was no broken. I also wihs this fic had had a point. Alas.

"What are you guys done?" Lily asked.

Several of her cousins all had their faces pressed to the window of the bathouse.

"Nothing, Lily," Rose said, her face as red as tomoato and clashing horrilby iwht her hair.

Molly and Lucy giggled as they ran back toward the orchard in the Weasley back garderm. .

Teddy turned from the glass slowlt. "Your dad is fit,"

Lily screamed. "You guys are so gross!!"

Al came round the corner, counting a handful of coin. When he caught sight of Lily, he shoved them in his pocket.

"Yiu were chardging them!? To look at Dad?!"

Al shrugged. "they were gonna fdo it anyway, werent they? Did you want a cut?"

Lily screwed up her face. "What is wring with you?"

"Slytherin." Vitorie said looking down her nose at aL. "Your father is fvery attractive though. Everyone thingks so."

Lily thought about the really loud burp she heard from him at dinner last night and couldnt messh the wtwo concepts at all.

"Come on, have a lotok"Teddy said, becoking her over. "Imagine he's not your dad. Just a fit bloke."

Lily went to where Teddy was looking through the window and pressed her face to the glass. He r dad had his shirt off and was glistening with sweat. He was punching a punching badg, occasionally kicking it, gunrtung so loud she could hear him outside.

"Look at those muscles," Victorie said in her ear.

"I've got muscles" Teddy said, sounding affrontinged.

"Foc ourse you do, darling." she said, patting his arm. "Big and strong."

Lily tried to see it, she really did but she only saw her dad. Goofy, near-sighted, bravve but not fit. No.

"Who else do you spy on?" she asked suddently.

"Uncle Charlie, always. But we think he knows it." AL snicked. "He's gt some kind of exhibitionist staddl."

"Rememner the time Aiunt Fleur and Uncle Bill thought they were alone after the enagenetment party?" Teddy said whistfully.

Al smireed. "Made a lot of money on that wone. "

"Do you watch everyone,?" Lily asked, cuddenly concerend.

"Pretty much." Al leaned in close. "Most o the family was away when you were enertaining Lorcan and Lysander."

Lily's eyes nearly popped out of her sckull. "AL!"

"I won;t tell." It as just me and Teddy that day."

"Oh my God."

"Hey look, there's someone else in there."

"Is that Scorpius's dad?"

"Holy shit!"

"What are they doing with THAT?"

"I am not waatching this." Lily said, taking off at a run. Though it had gien her an excellent idea for the next time she aw Lorcan and Lysdaner.

Comments

[songquake]

LOL scandalized Lily FTW!! Also I love how the hardest things to spell are the things that get
Spelled correctly when we’re drunk (Lysander v staddl?”

Delightful contribution, MA! Am amuse bouche of a drunk!fic!

[torino10154]

Thank you! And yes, so true about the typos. "Staddl" wasn't even close! LMAO

[sdk]

MYSREY CHARACTER OOOOO LMAO

I just love all the next-gen kids being dirty pervs (save Lily, though she's pervy in her own way, eh?) And Al making a mint off of them. Also the juxtaposition of everyone thinking Harry's so fit and Lily's like, "But that burp?? ugh" LOLOL

[torino10154]

Lily is definitely pervy in her own way!! ;) But she cannot see the attraction to her dad. LOLOLOL Thanks so much, bb!!! <3

[lq_traintracks]

Teddy turned from the glass slowlt. "Your dad is fit,"

Got my full attention with that. :EYES: And them watching Charlie. :pant: And Bill and Fleur. :also pant:

Also Harry has UST with that punching bag, I'm into it. Love the MYSREY CHARACTER OOOOO as well. :DDD

Al would absolutely make bank off of all of it, that's canon.

Also, I don't know that Lily has a ton of room to be scandalized if she's doing Lorcan and Lysander, I mean. :D

Loved this, MA!

[torino10154]

Harry + punching bag is my new ship!

Al would absolutely make bank off of all of it, that's canon.

Facts. LMAO

Glad you liked all the implied pairings. I suspect Lily's just as pervy as the rest of her family, just in a different way!

Thanks, LQ!!

[dani_meows]

Poor Lily Luna! Love the pervyness of the next gen... Very cute fic!

[torino10154]

Imagining your dad as "hot" is traumatizing. LOL Thanks so much!!!

[walgesang]

"Your dad is fit,"

Only Weasley-related kids would find out a way to make money off having a good-looking dad. :D Best intro of a msyruy person too. OOOOOOO! :D

[torino10154]

He seems to have inherited a bit from his uncle George. LOL Glad you liked the "MYSREY CHARACTER OOOOO". I mean I didn't want to spoil the "surprise." Thanks!!! :)

[corvidology]

You made me laugh and I mean at the story! :D

[torino10154]

HUZZAH!! Mission accomplished! Thank you!

[lightofdaye]

Haha! Poor Lily!

I love the nextgen kids and this is some proper banter and nice characterisation!

Also lily/lorcan/lysander now there's a nice threesome!

[torino10154]

lily/lorcan/lysander now there's a nice threesome!

I was DYING to reply back to you. This needs to happen!

Thanks so much, Daye! :)

[digthewriter]

"Is that Scorpius's dad?"


haha love it. <3

[torino10154]

*giggles* I had to. ;) Thanks, Dig!

[torino10154]

Who doesn't love a "MYSREY CHARACTER OOOOO"? LOL Each of these kids has such personality. There are a few pairings/scenarios in there I want to see more of. Not enough typos though so drink more next time, yeah? :D Awesome stuff.

[torino10154]

Great comment to yourself! :)

[paulamcg]

"What are they doing with THAT?" Ha! I love how you leave something like THAT for the reader to imagine - or to run away from with Lily Luna! :)

I don't know the nextgen fanon well, and in this short scene you've done a great job, introducing all these young characters.

[ruinsplume]

Your smut muse is no broken, MA! This was a pervy delight! I loved Victoire sticking up for Al and Teddy’s obvious Harry crush/jealousy and that they spy on EvErYoNe. Loved the mystery guest too! SO FUN.

[torino10154]

Thank you!! "EvErYoNe" should definitely have their moment to shine! ;) (Especially if Al can make a few galleons in the process. *g*)

[torino10154]

LOL Yes, some of us will want a closer look while others are heading for the hills. *giggles* Glad you liked the brief glimpse of the cast of characters. Thanks!!

[mywitch]

Oh my gosh this is so innocent and so filthy at the same time! Al is clearly a great businessman and I really can’t blame anyone for wanting to peek at some fit folks. Good thing all my rellies are hideous, lol. And then Draco! OMG Lily, GO BACK! hahhaha Brilliant :D

[torino10154]

this is so innocent and so filthy at the same time

This is such a wonderful compliment. I'm grinning ear to ear! Lily is clearly missing out, silly thing! :D Thanks so much, my dear! <3

[glittering_git]

OH MY GOD! That was absolutely hilarious! They charge each other to watch?! I cannot. And is it Arthur/Draco?! Love that so much. But honestly I'm with Lily haha. I'd feel the same if it were my parents. But this was such a fun interpretation of the prompt!

[torino10154]

Thank you!! It's meant to be Harry/Draco (Lily's dad) but Arthur/Draco is an intriguing match-up, for sure! But yeah, watching your parent? I'm with Lily and running.... :D

[ride_4ever]

"Yiu were chardging them!? To look at Dad?!" LOL!

"Lily thought about the really loud burp she heard from him at dinner last night and couldnt messh the wtwo concepts at all." LOL LOL.

And I especially <3 how you leave the reader wondering about it with "What are they doing with THAT?"

[torino10154]

Thank you! Outraged!Lily is cracking me up. I think we all know what they were doing with THAT. *giggles*