torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2021-02-12 04:51 pm

'Um ...d'you want to get a coffee?'

Welcome to the Awkward First Date edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Lavender Brown

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Dirigible plums

Amortentia

"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

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Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite Hogwarts classes, best/worst romantic moments from the books/movies, what you'll do if you can ever leave the house again, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

Like all the best hostesses, we'll both be ducking in and out all evening. /o\ Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning later with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you actually can go to a restaurant or bar?

Let's get our drunk on!
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[personal profile] songquake 2021-02-12 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, me too. Am going to have a slice of pizza and probably break out the bourbon around 7:30. Because even though it is a bad idea, I have the bourbon on hand and nothing else planned for TONIGHT. And I can just turn off the camera and wear sunglasses tomorrow if I am hung over.
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[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-12 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
One of these days I'll surprise you all with WORDS lol
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-12 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*two thumbs up* Jack and Coke for you? :D
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-12 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Wooo! Good to see you here! :D
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2021-02-12 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
dirigilbe plums are a wizarding fruit right?

dirigible itself is like an airship i think? an e arly zepplin?
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2021-02-12 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
XD
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

dirigible plums

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-12 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)

I googled it last night because I couldn't remember. The fruits sort of look like they're floating up from the plant, so I do think the name is inspired by airships.

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[personal profile] ayebydan 2021-02-12 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes to both.

I think that is what threw me. My tipsy historian brain was like....I...no these things can't connect. It took me a while.
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[personal profile] veelawings 2021-02-12 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Cheers for pre-planning! šŸ™Œ
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

900 words

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)

900 words and I still haven't moved the plot out of the set-up scene, but it's time to refill my booze

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[personal profile] veelawings 2021-02-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello darling! 🄰
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
HIIII!!!! Am I the old crowd? I am certainly old. so glad to see whoever's here! who is here?

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Re: 900 words

[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
hi there, we don't know each other but I see your name pop up sometimes in pauraque's page (at least I think that's where it is?) so - Hi!
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
lqt! haven't seen you in yonks! pinot noir sounds very elegant. I'm drinking tequila with coconut water, lime juice, orange and jalapeƱo. how are you?

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

::waving hi::

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-12 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm here! Finally starting to feel slightly tipsy too.

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: 900 words

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-12 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)

Hi!

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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
spirit like...ghosts?
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Re: 900 words

[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
also I love your icon
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

jalapeƱo

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-12 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)

my brain is slightly confused by the jalapeƱo. I don't even know if that sounds good or not, but I want to try it to see.

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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
hi sdk! so nice to see you and to be here!
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-12 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok I've always wanted to join in on one of these, and I'm a very late riser (5 pm est today omg) but as soon as I eat dinner aka lunch I'm so going to join with a cocktail. As an out of work bartender I feel it is my duty! Can't wait to read all your fics!
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Re: jalapeƱo

[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's good, it goes with the tequila and the lime. Gives it a bit of a kick. I was trying to invent one of those high end cocktails that has ingredients where you don't even know what they are, like "basil shrub"
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: 900 words

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-12 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)

Thank you! I stole the Kermit gif from google, but I added the "smut, smut, smut" myself. I think it was the first gif I ever animated. Just adding the text made me feel very accomplished at the time.

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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-12 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome to see you here! Welcome! :D
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-12 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh a bartender! I used to be a bartender too! I will look forward to seeing what you are drinking!

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