torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)
Keeper of the Cocks ([personal profile] torino10154) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2021-02-12 04:51 pm

'Um ...d'you want to get a coffee?'

Welcome to the Awkward First Date edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much. :D

Your challenges for this month are:

Lavender Brown

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Dirigible plums

Amortentia

"Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."


Quick clarification for newbies: you don't have to use all the prompts--though that does make for a fun fic!--but since one of the categories for voting is "Best Use of Prompt" we do recommend using at least one.

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, okay?

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Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite Hogwarts classes, best/worst romantic moments from the books/movies, what you'll do if you can ever leave the house again, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about. :)

Like all the best hostesses, we'll both be ducking in and out all evening. /o\ Torino is getting us started before rushing off (returning later with rum) and Shelly will be along in a bit with her usual bottle of Jack. (Don't worry. Not drinking the whole bottle.) How about you folks? What's the drink that's got you through the last year or the one you look forward to having the next time you actually can go to a restaurant or bar?

Let's get our drunk on!
lower_east_side: (Default)

[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
past to present or present to past? orrr

wait what else is there

oh FUTURE
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
YAY! Welcome! I am a lightweight too, which is why I usually pass out before I finish. *sob*

This time though, I will fucking write a haiku before I will quit!
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[personal profile] mywitch 2021-02-13 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Next time!!!
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Haha. I love you.

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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Actually thinking about them as a partnership in a household makes their relationship understandable to me. Ron would be great Withe the kids while Hermione was off working 12 hour days. But I don'thtinkn he'd cook. SO MUCH takeout.
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
that sounds so cool!!! my boss wouldn't let me light anything, i was so sad
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
also, snarky isn't a pairing I usually read, but now I'm curious: what's the fic?
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
COME!

I just started and I'm going to need drunk co-shenanigators!

♥ ♥
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
awww. I want to come visit you and P in VT and have commie cider!
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[personal profile] lower_east_side 2021-02-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
if you like aperol that's a good sub! man i feel you on the no ice thing, i don't like really cold drinks or really hot food haha

i haven't done characters, i'd be interested to hear your ideas!
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Eathing whatever the fuck you want because you can is very adult! Yay for adulting. *cheers*

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: I have booze. I have labeled my file.

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 01:40 am (UTC)(link)

Seriously, I just... don't like the taste of champagne. And intellectually my brain thinks champagne plus Crystal Light sounds gross but ... it works.

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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2021-02-13 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

I've already said too much. *side-eyes*
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

Re: ♥

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 01:43 am (UTC)(link)

The floor is definitely tippier than normal. Also I'm craving random junk food.

tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

Re: firewhiskey

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I lvoe it so. And love it more when it's actually fuckin' relevent. CHHHHERRRRRS
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[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I was lucky that when I got covid, it wasnt too bad at all. Still don't want it again and I REAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYY don't want to give it to anyone, so YAY vaccine!
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2021-02-13 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I seem to remember there were a lot of precautions in place, but just randomly setting things on fire without them would probably be frowned upon. :D
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Re: ♥

[personal profile] ruinsplume 2021-02-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I just ate a morning glory muffin I was fortunate to have baked earlier in the day. Craving random junk food ALWAYS happens to me when I drink. I thought that was a marijuaina thing!
oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

fic

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)

I'm really struggling not to mention my fic. (I'd rather talk about it than to write it. and I have to keep reminding myself that this is supposed to be anonymous.)

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (Default)

tequila

[personal profile] oldtoadwoman 2021-02-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)

You can do it! I believe in you!

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[personal profile] maraudersaffair 2021-02-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
you csn do it!

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