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ENTRY #5
Title: A kind of magic
Author:sdk
I am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES boy hoedy.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Pansy/JHermione from Harry Potter. pretty sure i asllude to smoe Harry/Draco and Blaise/Hinny too but i can't remember actually.
Challenge/Prompts used: i got em all!!!!! pretty sure
Summary: I can't remember. something happens in this fic involving hermione and pansy. you're welcome.
Rating/Warnings: pretty sure there is some sex talk? R? fuck. there's cursing tho.
Word count: 1900 and something
Author's Notes (if any): y'all, i'm drunk. also title comes from queen but who knows if it has anhdfjn to do with he fic because when i finished it i promptly forgot most of what i wrote but ther's magic in the title and it's harrypotter so you're welcome.
It is the last one, the only one left, at least in wizrding England. Ever since the room in the department of mysteries blew up, causing fractures in time to ripple forth breifly through the whole on of London, each surviving time turner had been carefully collected and safel y destroyed for the consequences of misuse were great. Imagine if another disastt r occured? and the surge of time anomolies lasted longer thatn the mere minutes they ahd?
okay, i'm too drunk to write this. why do i gotta come up with some complicated plot about time turners when i'm three sheets in?? yeah, okay, here's the thing. it was gonna be that hermione had one tleft. they were all destroyed but she kept the one for herself, because hermione, okay. idk. she's ncan be a rule breaker, right? so she was gonna have one. but her girlfriend, Pansy, because Pansy is Pansy, was just going to use it to go back in time and watch them have sex after they just finished. Because of coure pansy would use a time turner for that, right?
but this is too complicated for my brain atm. so let's say this.
Let's say it's eigth year and Hermione is sneaking out of Gryffindor Tower with the rest of her group. She isn't keen on it; Harry had to twist her arm a bit, going on about it being good for morale, all the eight h years getting gtogether and don't they all deserve to have abit of fun? TYo be sneaking around because they want to sneak a drink or too? Get into good clean teenage trouble without the threat of Voldepants over their eheads? In the end, that's what convinces her. Harry deservces this. To have a normal year and normal teenage fun, even if they all end up in dentention for it; that's pretty normal for teenagers too. So sh e goes because he says he'd be sad if she didn't, even though Ron's going too and things have been a bit awkward betwen them. Their relationship , seven years in the making, had lasted all of two months. Hermione still loved him, of course she did. She always would. But the romance stuff? She'd been so jealous when she'd seen him and Lavendar all over Hogwarts during sixth year, kissling and hanging onto each other, the romantic affection she craved. But when she finally got it, it just felt wrong. There is no way for Hermmione to explain it other than that. The one and only time they tried to have sex, it was a disaster. After that, Ron was relieved when she asked if maybe they could go back to being friens. That's what made it easier, the fact that she and Ron were on teh same page about things, but still, they'd seen each other naked. He'd squeezed her boobs (too hard, inf act!) and she'd fumbled her way through a hand job until Ron had gratefully taken over for her. She wondered if that's what he thought about when he looked at her, so she tired -- tried not tired -- tried not to be around to look at . It was all too embarassing.
And now she was headed out to the grounds with Harry and him, Neville and Seamus and Ginny and the twins and dik, who else is in ghryffnor? all those ppl. i realise the twis are not both in gryffindor, bc i'm talign about the patil tewins not the weasley twins beause fred is dead and taht's sad, but anyway, just to clarify. also ginny' s not in eigth year but she's there anyway bc i like ginny so okay? okay.
She was thankful it was a group and not jsut the three of them. More buffer, f course but that also made her sad. it was all very bittersweet.
she was not the only one being dragged to this get together on the Hogwarts grounds, by the lkae. this secret party in full view of the castle, so of course they were going to get cught. Slytherins were smarter than this was Pansy's argument but Draco and Millicent and Daphne and Blaise? All unconvinced. Or rather, they didn't mcun care. Blaise and Draco had a bet on who could bed Potter (ew, gross, Pansy thought) and Millie and Dpahne were in fo r the free drinks, plus Daphne had some weird little crush on Luna that Pansy would never understand. I mean her earings alone were a deal breaker in Pansy's eyes, none the less the dicrazdj glasses she someitmes wore. But whatever. Pansy wadidnt ahve to sleep hwith her.
but they all knew the real reason she didn't want to go even if pansy wouldn't admit it. it was the reason she's d not wantd to return to hogwarts full stop. the reason she kept to her housemaets even while out in teh castle, always two or three of them around her so she was never caught out alone. yeah, most of them were on the wrong side of history. some of them had done terrible stuff. but no one else had tried to turn the savior of the wizarding world over to the dark lord. pansy had that disctinction all to herself.
So she wasn't keen either on joining the other eighth years on the lawn that night, despite it being a beautiful night to gather. The moon was full and hung over head like a comforting becon . It's light shimmering across the dark lake, making it sparkle. The Giant Squidd was out too, raising one arm overhead as if waving lazily. At the moon or the kids gatherin in the dark, that wasn't clear. But he was out too enjoying this night,.
And so they all came to the lake i n their little groups, a few a bit wary until Seamus pulled out some firewhiskey he'd nicked and passed it around . someone else had a wireless and a fe w ppl started dancing. soon their big group dturned into several little onces. Just in case you were wondering, mcgonagal, did notice. i mean, she's mcgongall, my god. of course she would notice a group of 8th years having a paty on the lawn by the great lake. these kid s prety crazy to think they could get away with it. but mcgonglal, she had the sam e idea as Harry. she kept her eye on things to make sure nothing got too out of hand, but though she would never admit it, seeing the eigth years come toeerther warmed her heart.
idk why she would never dmit it. i mean, se probably would. she's a tough lady but she's got a heart adn it's soft. ANYWAY.
Our two relucntant party goers, Pansy and Hermione, ended up int he same small group, more than lilely due to the fact that Draco still very much wanted to do Harry, though it was no longer a cpmpeititon. Blaise never was too terribly focused and had already gone off with Ginny weasley instead. Smeauts plunked down the empdlf now empty fireshwsy bottle and suggested a game of spin the bottle. Hermioinf felt a lnervous little flutter. Pansy agnsted bc who would want to kiss her? Draco lit up, probably already planning a little magic to get the bottle to spin his way. Harry was a bit tipsy, but both Hermione and Pasny thought he seemed willing, and not just because of the lachol.
But Hermione is the first to spin. She holds her breath as it goes wroung and roung until it slows gently to a stop. She follows the line o the neck of the bottle up; it isn't straight on, sort of in a space between whereas one could make the argument it was pointed at the great lake, but the great lake not being an option, Hermione's only choice was Pansy.
Hthe nervous little flutter in Herinoe's stomach grew until it was like a Snitch zipping around in there, causing her heartbeat to race. Pansy flushed a very pretty pink an d cleared her throat. "It's either me or the squid, granger," she said. Everyone laughed. Pansy did too, though she did secretely fear hemione would pick the giant squic. But Hermione got to her knees and crowaled over, giving Pansy a lovely view down the front of her jumper, and pressed her lips , soft but quick, against Pansy's.
It was over far too quickly for Pansy; for Hermione it seemed to last minutes, and yet not long enough either.
Hermione finall knew what the fuss was about. The game moved on, but Hermione wasn't paying attention. She touched hr lip and her eyes locked with Pansy's. She wondered if she could find a way to kiss her again.
~
They meet in ther restrictioed section; Hermoons' got a permenant pass and Pansy,well, she's aces at getting into places she's not tuspposed to be. Hermione learns all about kissing. How nice it is ot go slow, to feel Pansy's lips moving against her. The slip of her tongue, the taste of her. She's intoxicating. She larnes how good it feels to kiss hard and fast too, the desperate clutching of hand s on their wastses and knees, sliding up thighs. Never going to far, too fast. Pansy's too farai d she'll scare Hermione away. Hermione's eager, though and during their third make-uout session, she grabs Pansy's hand and brings it to her breasts. "Yough me," she says, all breathy and raspuy , her voice making Pansy so wet she has to clench her thighs to ease her arousal. She's gentle at first, thumbing over ahermione's nipples, making them hard little nibs pocking ut through her white button up shirt. But Hermiine keeps asking for more, pleading for more. it turns out Ron wasn't too rough; the proiblem was it was Ron. ( lol poor ron. i'm sorry. iv'e )
Hermione's an eager sudent and wans to know how o please Pansy too. She asks wnat Pansy's likes and follows through most seriously, cupping Pansy's breasts as instructed, tweaking her nipples. But when her hand slides up undbreneth Pansy's skirt between her thighs, suddenly Pasny can't sepaek t all. She holds Hermione's wrist and jerks her hips, riding Hermione's hand until she falls apart, thighs quaking. Hermione looks at her in awe.
After she;s reocvered, Pansy unexpectedly sarts to cry. well, just tears come into her eyes; she isn't obinng sobbing or anything so dramatic. But something feels broken open inside and she asks Hermione very quietly, not sure if she wans the answer or not, but she can't kep in it in any longer. "How can you lik re me?' Pansy asks. At first Hermione doesn't understand and then she feels rather stupid hwne it comes to her just exactly what Pansy means. She cups Pansy's cheek and kisses her softly. "You should forgvien yourself, Pansy. Everyone deserves forgiveness."
[s o i probably haent earned that moment but i'm drnk okay?]
After they leaves chool, Hermione and Pansyu get an apartment together. OA flat. A flat I mean, . fuck it, i'm amercian, i'm sorry. anyway, they live together, is the ppint. and that's when Pansy discovers that Hermion e has a time turner, the only one left in the world. Or wixzarding england at least. And she uses it to go back in time and watch them have sex.
THE END.
Author:
sdkI am of legal drinking age in my region: (yes/no) YES boy hoedy.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Pansy/JHermione from Harry Potter. pretty sure i asllude to smoe Harry/Draco and Blaise/Hinny too but i can't remember actually.
Challenge/Prompts used: i got em all!!!!! pretty sure
Summary: I can't remember. something happens in this fic involving hermione and pansy. you're welcome.
Rating/Warnings: pretty sure there is some sex talk? R? fuck. there's cursing tho.
Word count: 1900 and something
Author's Notes (if any): y'all, i'm drunk. also title comes from queen but who knows if it has anhdfjn to do with he fic because when i finished it i promptly forgot most of what i wrote but ther's magic in the title and it's harrypotter so you're welcome.
It is the last one, the only one left, at least in wizrding England. Ever since the room in the department of mysteries blew up, causing fractures in time to ripple forth breifly through the whole on of London, each surviving time turner had been carefully collected and safel y destroyed for the consequences of misuse were great. Imagine if another disastt r occured? and the surge of time anomolies lasted longer thatn the mere minutes they ahd?
okay, i'm too drunk to write this. why do i gotta come up with some complicated plot about time turners when i'm three sheets in?? yeah, okay, here's the thing. it was gonna be that hermione had one tleft. they were all destroyed but she kept the one for herself, because hermione, okay. idk. she's ncan be a rule breaker, right? so she was gonna have one. but her girlfriend, Pansy, because Pansy is Pansy, was just going to use it to go back in time and watch them have sex after they just finished. Because of coure pansy would use a time turner for that, right?
but this is too complicated for my brain atm. so let's say this.
Let's say it's eigth year and Hermione is sneaking out of Gryffindor Tower with the rest of her group. She isn't keen on it; Harry had to twist her arm a bit, going on about it being good for morale, all the eight h years getting gtogether and don't they all deserve to have abit of fun? TYo be sneaking around because they want to sneak a drink or too? Get into good clean teenage trouble without the threat of Voldepants over their eheads? In the end, that's what convinces her. Harry deservces this. To have a normal year and normal teenage fun, even if they all end up in dentention for it; that's pretty normal for teenagers too. So sh e goes because he says he'd be sad if she didn't, even though Ron's going too and things have been a bit awkward betwen them. Their relationship , seven years in the making, had lasted all of two months. Hermione still loved him, of course she did. She always would. But the romance stuff? She'd been so jealous when she'd seen him and Lavendar all over Hogwarts during sixth year, kissling and hanging onto each other, the romantic affection she craved. But when she finally got it, it just felt wrong. There is no way for Hermmione to explain it other than that. The one and only time they tried to have sex, it was a disaster. After that, Ron was relieved when she asked if maybe they could go back to being friens. That's what made it easier, the fact that she and Ron were on teh same page about things, but still, they'd seen each other naked. He'd squeezed her boobs (too hard, inf act!) and she'd fumbled her way through a hand job until Ron had gratefully taken over for her. She wondered if that's what he thought about when he looked at her, so she tired -- tried not tired -- tried not to be around to look at . It was all too embarassing.
And now she was headed out to the grounds with Harry and him, Neville and Seamus and Ginny and the twins and dik, who else is in ghryffnor? all those ppl. i realise the twis are not both in gryffindor, bc i'm talign about the patil tewins not the weasley twins beause fred is dead and taht's sad, but anyway, just to clarify. also ginny' s not in eigth year but she's there anyway bc i like ginny so okay? okay.
She was thankful it was a group and not jsut the three of them. More buffer, f course but that also made her sad. it was all very bittersweet.
she was not the only one being dragged to this get together on the Hogwarts grounds, by the lkae. this secret party in full view of the castle, so of course they were going to get cught. Slytherins were smarter than this was Pansy's argument but Draco and Millicent and Daphne and Blaise? All unconvinced. Or rather, they didn't mcun care. Blaise and Draco had a bet on who could bed Potter (ew, gross, Pansy thought) and Millie and Dpahne were in fo r the free drinks, plus Daphne had some weird little crush on Luna that Pansy would never understand. I mean her earings alone were a deal breaker in Pansy's eyes, none the less the dicrazdj glasses she someitmes wore. But whatever. Pansy wadidnt ahve to sleep hwith her.
but they all knew the real reason she didn't want to go even if pansy wouldn't admit it. it was the reason she's d not wantd to return to hogwarts full stop. the reason she kept to her housemaets even while out in teh castle, always two or three of them around her so she was never caught out alone. yeah, most of them were on the wrong side of history. some of them had done terrible stuff. but no one else had tried to turn the savior of the wizarding world over to the dark lord. pansy had that disctinction all to herself.
So she wasn't keen either on joining the other eighth years on the lawn that night, despite it being a beautiful night to gather. The moon was full and hung over head like a comforting becon . It's light shimmering across the dark lake, making it sparkle. The Giant Squidd was out too, raising one arm overhead as if waving lazily. At the moon or the kids gatherin in the dark, that wasn't clear. But he was out too enjoying this night,.
And so they all came to the lake i n their little groups, a few a bit wary until Seamus pulled out some firewhiskey he'd nicked and passed it around . someone else had a wireless and a fe w ppl started dancing. soon their big group dturned into several little onces. Just in case you were wondering, mcgonagal, did notice. i mean, she's mcgongall, my god. of course she would notice a group of 8th years having a paty on the lawn by the great lake. these kid s prety crazy to think they could get away with it. but mcgonglal, she had the sam e idea as Harry. she kept her eye on things to make sure nothing got too out of hand, but though she would never admit it, seeing the eigth years come toeerther warmed her heart.
idk why she would never dmit it. i mean, se probably would. she's a tough lady but she's got a heart adn it's soft. ANYWAY.
Our two relucntant party goers, Pansy and Hermione, ended up int he same small group, more than lilely due to the fact that Draco still very much wanted to do Harry, though it was no longer a cpmpeititon. Blaise never was too terribly focused and had already gone off with Ginny weasley instead. Smeauts plunked down the empdlf now empty fireshwsy bottle and suggested a game of spin the bottle. Hermioinf felt a lnervous little flutter. Pansy agnsted bc who would want to kiss her? Draco lit up, probably already planning a little magic to get the bottle to spin his way. Harry was a bit tipsy, but both Hermione and Pasny thought he seemed willing, and not just because of the lachol.
But Hermione is the first to spin. She holds her breath as it goes wroung and roung until it slows gently to a stop. She follows the line o the neck of the bottle up; it isn't straight on, sort of in a space between whereas one could make the argument it was pointed at the great lake, but the great lake not being an option, Hermione's only choice was Pansy.
Hthe nervous little flutter in Herinoe's stomach grew until it was like a Snitch zipping around in there, causing her heartbeat to race. Pansy flushed a very pretty pink an d cleared her throat. "It's either me or the squid, granger," she said. Everyone laughed. Pansy did too, though she did secretely fear hemione would pick the giant squic. But Hermione got to her knees and crowaled over, giving Pansy a lovely view down the front of her jumper, and pressed her lips , soft but quick, against Pansy's.
It was over far too quickly for Pansy; for Hermione it seemed to last minutes, and yet not long enough either.
Hermione finall knew what the fuss was about. The game moved on, but Hermione wasn't paying attention. She touched hr lip and her eyes locked with Pansy's. She wondered if she could find a way to kiss her again.
~
They meet in ther restrictioed section; Hermoons' got a permenant pass and Pansy,well, she's aces at getting into places she's not tuspposed to be. Hermione learns all about kissing. How nice it is ot go slow, to feel Pansy's lips moving against her. The slip of her tongue, the taste of her. She's intoxicating. She larnes how good it feels to kiss hard and fast too, the desperate clutching of hand s on their wastses and knees, sliding up thighs. Never going to far, too fast. Pansy's too farai d she'll scare Hermione away. Hermione's eager, though and during their third make-uout session, she grabs Pansy's hand and brings it to her breasts. "Yough me," she says, all breathy and raspuy , her voice making Pansy so wet she has to clench her thighs to ease her arousal. She's gentle at first, thumbing over ahermione's nipples, making them hard little nibs pocking ut through her white button up shirt. But Hermiine keeps asking for more, pleading for more. it turns out Ron wasn't too rough; the proiblem was it was Ron. ( lol poor ron. i'm sorry. iv'e )
Hermione's an eager sudent and wans to know how o please Pansy too. She asks wnat Pansy's likes and follows through most seriously, cupping Pansy's breasts as instructed, tweaking her nipples. But when her hand slides up undbreneth Pansy's skirt between her thighs, suddenly Pasny can't sepaek t all. She holds Hermione's wrist and jerks her hips, riding Hermione's hand until she falls apart, thighs quaking. Hermione looks at her in awe.
After she;s reocvered, Pansy unexpectedly sarts to cry. well, just tears come into her eyes; she isn't obinng sobbing or anything so dramatic. But something feels broken open inside and she asks Hermione very quietly, not sure if she wans the answer or not, but she can't kep in it in any longer. "How can you lik re me?' Pansy asks. At first Hermione doesn't understand and then she feels rather stupid hwne it comes to her just exactly what Pansy means. She cups Pansy's cheek and kisses her softly. "You should forgvien yourself, Pansy. Everyone deserves forgiveness."
[s o i probably haent earned that moment but i'm drnk okay?]
After they leaves chool, Hermione and Pansyu get an apartment together. OA flat. A flat I mean, . fuck it, i'm amercian, i'm sorry. anyway, they live together, is the ppint. and that's when Pansy discovers that Hermion e has a time turner, the only one left in the world. Or wixzarding england at least. And she uses it to go back in time and watch them have sex.
THE END.
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I also quite enjoyed: "Yough me," she says, all breathy and raspuy Yough me. LOLOL. <3
Oh! And Voldepants!
And my favorite note so far too: Rating/Warnings: pretty sure there is some sex talk? R? fuck. there's cursing tho. *cries*
But for as fucking funny as this was, it was also darn HOT and sweet as well! (I mean, not so much to poor Ron, but you did apologize for that, which I thought was lovely. Lolol!)
Also I love Pansy's singular use for the Time Turner! Fucking fabulous! <33333
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And finally, the smut was great!
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Yeah don't even ask me what I meant by dicrazdj glasses. I literally can not remember what I was trying to say, LOL. So yes, they shall just be that! It's canon now, obvi.
Thanks so much for the lovely comment! ♥
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♥♥
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