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ENTRY #5
Title: Earth dy orgie
Author:alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Um, a bunch? Luna/Bane, Severus/Hrry, Seveurs/Lucius, ROn/Shielsa (made up character) there may be others who knows
Challenge: Earth Day, Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping, Centaur.
Summary: I hate these when I sober, so….
Rating/Warnings: Um…R maybe. Whatever the mods decise
Word count: ~744 ish
Author's Notes (if any): Okay, so since I’m not supposed to say who I am I guess I can just say that I was really snoozled by the tim I finisghed this. Yay drunk writing!
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Earth day ORgie
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“It’s Earth day,” Luna says.
“Oh, bloody hell,” says Ron. “Here we go.”
Harry shushes him. “Yes, Luna. it is. And what does that mean?”
“Nothing really.” Luna smiles. “Except it’s a great excuse to have a party.”
Harry raises an eyebrow, remembering Luna’s last party. “By party, do you mean orgy?”
“Well, yes.” Luna looks at him as if he’s suddenly gown two heads, which is rich coming from her. “WHy else would we have a party outside? Plus, Mother Earth loves sex. It’s what she’s all about.”
“Brilliant.” Harry smirks at Ron. “Unless you’d rather not participate in the Earth day orgey.”
Ron grins. “As I said, Luna always has the best ideas.”
By fanfic magic they manage to persuade everyone else to join in the orgy, and so when we rejoin our group, they’re by the Black Lake, pretending to camp and (checks prompt list) looking out for centaurs. Everyone ho’s anyones there. If you an think of their name, they’re there, so no complaining I left out your favoruite wharacter, okay?
“Why do we have to keep watch for centaurs again?” Ron asks.
“Um, because Luna said?” Harry shrugs. Casting a look over his shoulder, he coughs. “Right, looks like Lucius is done with Severus. My turn.” And before Ron can say anything, Harry’s gone.
Ron tunes to look for a while as Harry fucks snape, but then a noise from the forest makes him look away, and when he again faces the trees, there is a herd of centaurs (whoo hoo last word!) facing him.
“You should not be here,” says the main one, I think his names Bane? Right? I’m to sure I can do research right now. Anyway, yes, so Bane says that to Ron.
“Um, Luna’s the the one who suggested we have the party here,” says Ron. “Luna!”
Luna’s there so quickly Ron suspects she’s been waiting for the call, but then again, Ron’s pretty sure she had been shagging Malfoy earlier, who who knows, maybe it’s just opportune?
Anyway, as Ron watches, Luna walks up to Bane and pets his mane. (Oooh that rhymes!) “You made it. I’m so glad.”
One of the other unnamed centaurs says, “Does she mean just him or all of us?”
“Why, all of your, of course.” Luna smiles at them. “What kind of Earth day party would this be without you?”
“This event seem very sexual in nature,” piped up one of the other centaurs.
“Oh, it is,” Luna agrees. “But we’re celebrants Earth day. What did you expect?”
Bane coughs. “We can stay to ourselves in this clearing if it’s preferable—”
“Oh no,” Luna says. “You can join us.”
“We’re centaurs,” Bane says.
“Yes,” Luna agrees, leading him forward. “I know several people who would like to celebrate the earth with your species.”
“Velebrate?” Bane sked as he followed Luna. “as is—”
“Have sex with.” Luna smiles dreamily. “For example, I would love to have sex with you, Bane.”
Ron’s mouth opens, follows. When a female centaur comes up behind him, all he can do is stare at her breasts.
“Um,” he says.
She smiles. “My name is Shiela. Shall we have sex?”
Ron blinks at her. “I…”
“look,” she says. “Bane and the blonde one are already celebrating the earth.”
Ron glances over, his mouth dropping open when she sees her on her knees under bane, licking at his prick. A prick, which Ron notes, is much larger than any he’s ever seen.
Luna’s managing admirably, however, licking the tip, managing to get most of her mouth around it.
“She is committed,” Shiela murmurs in Ron’s ear.
“Yeah,” Ron agreed as he watches Luna somehow swallow bane whole. Bloody hell!”
‘Yeah,” Harry agrees, sliding up to Ron. Snape’s there too, his mouth open.
“That us a massive penis.”
“I think we all agree on that,” says Shiela. “There’s a reason Bne’s our leader (if he isn’t just pretend his is okay?).
Slowly but surely, everyone gathers to watch Luna suck Bane.
“Shouldn’t wr all be doing our own sex thing?” asks SHiela, dragging Ron off;
“Well, it is an orgy,” sys Snape/
Harry grins. “Great, more sex, then?”
And as he starts riding Snape, Luna, who’s under aBne, smiles. “I knew this would be a duccess,” she says.
“Why are you stopping?” Bane asks.
“Oh, no reason.” Luna starts sucking him again.
“Harry Earth dy!” Bane bellows as he comes/
“And to all a good night!”
Author:
alisanneI am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Um, a bunch? Luna/Bane, Severus/Hrry, Seveurs/Lucius, ROn/Shielsa (made up character) there may be others who knows
Challenge: Earth Day, Luna Lovegood, The Black Lake, Camping, Centaur.
Summary: I hate these when I sober, so….
Rating/Warnings: Um…R maybe. Whatever the mods decise
Word count: ~744 ish
Author's Notes (if any): Okay, so since I’m not supposed to say who I am I guess I can just say that I was really snoozled by the tim I finisghed this. Yay drunk writing!
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Earth day ORgie
~
“It’s Earth day,” Luna says.
“Oh, bloody hell,” says Ron. “Here we go.”
Harry shushes him. “Yes, Luna. it is. And what does that mean?”
“Nothing really.” Luna smiles. “Except it’s a great excuse to have a party.”
Harry raises an eyebrow, remembering Luna’s last party. “By party, do you mean orgy?”
“Well, yes.” Luna looks at him as if he’s suddenly gown two heads, which is rich coming from her. “WHy else would we have a party outside? Plus, Mother Earth loves sex. It’s what she’s all about.”
“Brilliant.” Harry smirks at Ron. “Unless you’d rather not participate in the Earth day orgey.”
Ron grins. “As I said, Luna always has the best ideas.”
By fanfic magic they manage to persuade everyone else to join in the orgy, and so when we rejoin our group, they’re by the Black Lake, pretending to camp and (checks prompt list) looking out for centaurs. Everyone ho’s anyones there. If you an think of their name, they’re there, so no complaining I left out your favoruite wharacter, okay?
“Why do we have to keep watch for centaurs again?” Ron asks.
“Um, because Luna said?” Harry shrugs. Casting a look over his shoulder, he coughs. “Right, looks like Lucius is done with Severus. My turn.” And before Ron can say anything, Harry’s gone.
Ron tunes to look for a while as Harry fucks snape, but then a noise from the forest makes him look away, and when he again faces the trees, there is a herd of centaurs (whoo hoo last word!) facing him.
“You should not be here,” says the main one, I think his names Bane? Right? I’m to sure I can do research right now. Anyway, yes, so Bane says that to Ron.
“Um, Luna’s the the one who suggested we have the party here,” says Ron. “Luna!”
Luna’s there so quickly Ron suspects she’s been waiting for the call, but then again, Ron’s pretty sure she had been shagging Malfoy earlier, who who knows, maybe it’s just opportune?
Anyway, as Ron watches, Luna walks up to Bane and pets his mane. (Oooh that rhymes!) “You made it. I’m so glad.”
One of the other unnamed centaurs says, “Does she mean just him or all of us?”
“Why, all of your, of course.” Luna smiles at them. “What kind of Earth day party would this be without you?”
“This event seem very sexual in nature,” piped up one of the other centaurs.
“Oh, it is,” Luna agrees. “But we’re celebrants Earth day. What did you expect?”
Bane coughs. “We can stay to ourselves in this clearing if it’s preferable—”
“Oh no,” Luna says. “You can join us.”
“We’re centaurs,” Bane says.
“Yes,” Luna agrees, leading him forward. “I know several people who would like to celebrate the earth with your species.”
“Velebrate?” Bane sked as he followed Luna. “as is—”
“Have sex with.” Luna smiles dreamily. “For example, I would love to have sex with you, Bane.”
Ron’s mouth opens, follows. When a female centaur comes up behind him, all he can do is stare at her breasts.
“Um,” he says.
She smiles. “My name is Shiela. Shall we have sex?”
Ron blinks at her. “I…”
“look,” she says. “Bane and the blonde one are already celebrating the earth.”
Ron glances over, his mouth dropping open when she sees her on her knees under bane, licking at his prick. A prick, which Ron notes, is much larger than any he’s ever seen.
Luna’s managing admirably, however, licking the tip, managing to get most of her mouth around it.
“She is committed,” Shiela murmurs in Ron’s ear.
“Yeah,” Ron agreed as he watches Luna somehow swallow bane whole. Bloody hell!”
‘Yeah,” Harry agrees, sliding up to Ron. Snape’s there too, his mouth open.
“That us a massive penis.”
“I think we all agree on that,” says Shiela. “There’s a reason Bne’s our leader (if he isn’t just pretend his is okay?).
Slowly but surely, everyone gathers to watch Luna suck Bane.
“Shouldn’t wr all be doing our own sex thing?” asks SHiela, dragging Ron off;
“Well, it is an orgy,” sys Snape/
Harry grins. “Great, more sex, then?”
And as he starts riding Snape, Luna, who’s under aBne, smiles. “I knew this would be a duccess,” she says.
“Why are you stopping?” Bane asks.
“Oh, no reason.” Luna starts sucking him again.
“Harry Earth dy!” Bane bellows as he comes/
“And to all a good night!”
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“Harry Earth dy!” Bane bellows as he comes/
“And to all a good night!”
LMAO!!! I need more people bellowing "Happy Earth day!" in fic when they come! I mean, this needs to be a thing, right?
Hilarious, MA!
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*shakes head* Ron...seems like a bellower when he comes? Dude, IDEK.
This is clearly a thing in my drunk brain. *g*
Also, why the Christmas reference, no idea. By then I was lucky I could see the keyboard. ;)
Thanks, hon! This was definitely my favorite round of FF so far. *g*
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I was struggling to figure out how to get them all there, and then I was like "screw this, I write in a magic fandom, use sodding magic!" and voila, there you go. *g*
Hahaha! Yeah, I wanted to be ~inclusive. No one likes not being invited to the orgy. *nods sagely*
Thanks, dear! I had the BEST time. <3
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Happy Earth Day, indeed.
*giggling uncontrollably*
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I admit, I was laughing as I was reading it, too. I deliberately didn't look at it until it posted. So it was a surprise to me as well! *g*
Yeah, apparently orgies are a thing when you know Luna? *nods*
Also, I thought Shiela should be polite. Seemed reasonable to my drunk brain, anyway. :)
Glad it gave you a chuckle!
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And yeah, I was apparently very focused on getting the prompts in and on getting the centaurs some action. *g*
Ah, Tequila, my old friend. :)
Thank so much!
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And how!
Very enjoyable.
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Yeah, Luna's ideas are certainly...unique. ;)
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Oh dear lord. *wipes eyes*
Oh, I'm laughing too hard to say much more than Happy Earth Dy!
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Of all the characters, Luna seems most likely to throw free spirited parties that would evolve (devolve?) into orgies. ;)
Hee! Glad I could give you a smile!
Thanks!
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And I love the efficient cramming in of the prompts that then led to all the Centaurs arriving.
Weirdly curious on how Ron/Sheila the centaur works.
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Hahah! Efficient cramming. Hm, sounds like one of Luna's parties. *g*
Yeah, not sure how Ron/Shiela would go. Lots of oral? *shrugs*
Thanks!
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Thanks, hon!
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By fanfic magic Bwahahahaha!
Awesome fic! Definitely a "duccess". :D
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I like fanfic magic. Alas, I don't seem to be able to use it unless drunk. :(
Hee! Thanks, dear.
This round was a HUGE ~duccess, as far as I'm concerned. <3