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ENTRY #8
Title: Feud
Author:alisanne
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah! Yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Snaoe/Lupin, Sirius Black
Challenge: I hink I got them all. Sirius Black (the birthday boy), Bonfire Night, Full Moon, The Astronomy Tower, ”It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
Summary: Oh fuck, I hate these things. Um…Sirius realizes he/s wrong? Or something? WHo knows?
Rating/Warnings: PG sorry
Word count: 686
Author's Notes (if any): I don/t really have any, honestly. I was drining, this is what happened.
“Well, if it isn’t Sirius Black, the birthday boy himself!”
Sirius turned to stare at Remus and…Snape? “What the fuck, Moony?”
Remus shrugged. “You said brin a friend.”
“I thought you were going to bring the bloke you’ve been shagging so we could meet…oh fuck, it’s Snivellus, isn’t it?”
“Tou’re not as stupis as you look, Black.” Snape, smirking, thrower his arm across Remus’ shoulders. “So, your birthday cooincides with bonfire night? How…predictable.”
“What’s that supposed o mean?” Sirius shook his head. “Never mind tht, I don’t care. All I care about is you leabing, Snape.”
Snape shot him a nasty smile. “Fine with me. I wasn’t the one who wanted to attend this partyin the first plabe.”
“If he leaves I leave,” said Remus. “I’m tired of pretending Sirius.”
“Petendig? What does that mean?” Sirius cried.
“It means Severus and I have been ogether since school. Who do you think I was meeting in the Astronomy Tower all those night? Who do you think started brewing my Wolfsbane so I don’t have to run the woods at night during the full moon?”
“But, Moony,” Sirius whinged.
“No!” Remus snapped. “I’m tired of your feud with Severus.”
“But he’s a Death Eater! You can’t mena to tell me you’d give up our friendship for a greasy Death Eater!”
“He’s the reason we rid the world of Voldemort in the first place,” Remus said. I guess we’re going with an AU here/ “If it hadn’t been for him, we’d never have defeted him.”
“If not for people like him Voldemor wouldn’t have done as much damage as he did.”
“If not for him, Volemort would have done more damage and we could all be dead!” Shaking his head, Remus hugged Snape cloer. “You know what? I’m done arguing wiht you. You either accept Severus or not. But just know thatif you reject him, you reject me, too.”
“I’m not…I don’t—” Srius sighed. “I don’t want to lose you, Moony, but why’d you ave to take up with him? He’s not our sort!”
“our sort?” Remus shaked his head. “I thought you rejected all your pureblood indoctrination, but it seems I was wrong. You still car about blood status, don’t you?”
“Its not his blood status, it’s…” Sirius looked away. “Maybe it is.”
“I’m not a pureblood,” Remus reminded him. “Nor is Liy.”
“Yeah, but you’re…”
“What?”
“At least middle class!” Sirius scowked at Moony. “He’s poor! I could tell the minute I lad eyes on him.”
“That;s why you hated me immediately?” Snape laughed bitterly. “I shoudd have known. You classist bastard.”
Remus, eyes wide, was shaking his head. “You of all pwoplw should know that upbringing isn’t he important thing. It doesnt matter what someone’s born, just what they gorw to be. And I guess this makes you a bigot.”
Sirius took a step back. “I’m not—” But he was, wasn’t he? That was the very definition of gibot. “Oh fuck.”
“SOunds like a plan to me,” said Snape. “Come on, Remus.”
“No,” said Sirius. “Wait.”
Remus froze. “What?”
“I…I’m sorry.” Sirius sighed. “You’re both welcome here. Even you, nape.”
“You’re serious?” Remus groaned. “No, dont—”
“Of course I’m Sirius.” Sirius grinned. “But you already knew that,”
“Sirius—”
“Sorry.” Siroius sighed. “Yes, I’m being serious. I want you to come in, noth of you.”
“Really.” Snape looked gobsmcked.
“Yes.” Sirius gestured them inside, “James and Lily are there. Go on through.”
Snape blinked. “You…what?”
Sirius rolled his eyes. “I think Lily wild likw to see you.”
“What about Potter?” Snaoe asked.
“Hames likes whatveer lily does.” sirius grinned. “Go on.”
Snape looks at Remus, who nods. “Go on,” he saiid.
Once Snape left to talke to Lily, Sirius turned to Remus. “Snape? Really? Why?”
Remus smirked. “He’s amazing. He’s huge, and honestly?”
“Yeah?”
“He’s the best I’ve ever had.”
Siroius sighed. “Fine. But I’m sll calling him Snivellou in my head.”
“Whatever you need to do, mate.” Remus grinned. “Now, is there booze at this party or what?”
“Definitely,” said Sirius as he watched Liy hug Snape. “Most definitely.”
~
Author:
alisanneI am of legal drinking age in my region: Hahahah! Yes.
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Snaoe/Lupin, Sirius Black
Challenge: I hink I got them all. Sirius Black (the birthday boy), Bonfire Night, Full Moon, The Astronomy Tower, ”It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
Summary: Oh fuck, I hate these things. Um…Sirius realizes he/s wrong? Or something? WHo knows?
Rating/Warnings: PG sorry
Word count: 686
Author's Notes (if any): I don/t really have any, honestly. I was drining, this is what happened.
“Well, if it isn’t Sirius Black, the birthday boy himself!”
Sirius turned to stare at Remus and…Snape? “What the fuck, Moony?”
Remus shrugged. “You said brin a friend.”
“I thought you were going to bring the bloke you’ve been shagging so we could meet…oh fuck, it’s Snivellus, isn’t it?”
“Tou’re not as stupis as you look, Black.” Snape, smirking, thrower his arm across Remus’ shoulders. “So, your birthday cooincides with bonfire night? How…predictable.”
“What’s that supposed o mean?” Sirius shook his head. “Never mind tht, I don’t care. All I care about is you leabing, Snape.”
Snape shot him a nasty smile. “Fine with me. I wasn’t the one who wanted to attend this partyin the first plabe.”
“If he leaves I leave,” said Remus. “I’m tired of pretending Sirius.”
“Petendig? What does that mean?” Sirius cried.
“It means Severus and I have been ogether since school. Who do you think I was meeting in the Astronomy Tower all those night? Who do you think started brewing my Wolfsbane so I don’t have to run the woods at night during the full moon?”
“But, Moony,” Sirius whinged.
“No!” Remus snapped. “I’m tired of your feud with Severus.”
“But he’s a Death Eater! You can’t mena to tell me you’d give up our friendship for a greasy Death Eater!”
“He’s the reason we rid the world of Voldemort in the first place,” Remus said. I guess we’re going with an AU here/ “If it hadn’t been for him, we’d never have defeted him.”
“If not for people like him Voldemor wouldn’t have done as much damage as he did.”
“If not for him, Volemort would have done more damage and we could all be dead!” Shaking his head, Remus hugged Snape cloer. “You know what? I’m done arguing wiht you. You either accept Severus or not. But just know thatif you reject him, you reject me, too.”
“I’m not…I don’t—” Srius sighed. “I don’t want to lose you, Moony, but why’d you ave to take up with him? He’s not our sort!”
“our sort?” Remus shaked his head. “I thought you rejected all your pureblood indoctrination, but it seems I was wrong. You still car about blood status, don’t you?”
“Its not his blood status, it’s…” Sirius looked away. “Maybe it is.”
“I’m not a pureblood,” Remus reminded him. “Nor is Liy.”
“Yeah, but you’re…”
“What?”
“At least middle class!” Sirius scowked at Moony. “He’s poor! I could tell the minute I lad eyes on him.”
“That;s why you hated me immediately?” Snape laughed bitterly. “I shoudd have known. You classist bastard.”
Remus, eyes wide, was shaking his head. “You of all pwoplw should know that upbringing isn’t he important thing. It doesnt matter what someone’s born, just what they gorw to be. And I guess this makes you a bigot.”
Sirius took a step back. “I’m not—” But he was, wasn’t he? That was the very definition of gibot. “Oh fuck.”
“SOunds like a plan to me,” said Snape. “Come on, Remus.”
“No,” said Sirius. “Wait.”
Remus froze. “What?”
“I…I’m sorry.” Sirius sighed. “You’re both welcome here. Even you, nape.”
“You’re serious?” Remus groaned. “No, dont—”
“Of course I’m Sirius.” Sirius grinned. “But you already knew that,”
“Sirius—”
“Sorry.” Siroius sighed. “Yes, I’m being serious. I want you to come in, noth of you.”
“Really.” Snape looked gobsmcked.
“Yes.” Sirius gestured them inside, “James and Lily are there. Go on through.”
Snape blinked. “You…what?”
Sirius rolled his eyes. “I think Lily wild likw to see you.”
“What about Potter?” Snaoe asked.
“Hames likes whatveer lily does.” sirius grinned. “Go on.”
Snape looks at Remus, who nods. “Go on,” he saiid.
Once Snape left to talke to Lily, Sirius turned to Remus. “Snape? Really? Why?”
Remus smirked. “He’s amazing. He’s huge, and honestly?”
“Yeah?”
“He’s the best I’ve ever had.”
Siroius sighed. “Fine. But I’m sll calling him Snivellou in my head.”
“Whatever you need to do, mate.” Remus grinned. “Now, is there booze at this party or what?”
“Definitely,” said Sirius as he watched Liy hug Snape. “Most definitely.”
~
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This was really sweet, loved all the dialogue and the plot twist of Sirius being a tiny bit of a hypocrite.
I don't know why, but I found this suave way of filling one of the prompts just marvelous:
“So, your birthday cooincides with bonfire night? How…predictable.”
“What’s that supposed o mean?”
Like that whole comment is so Snape :D
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Thanks! Not sure about how coherent it is, however. ;)
Heh, my head canon for Sirius is that he's totally a hypocrite. :P
Hee! And yay that my drunk!Snape sounds like Snape.
Thanks so much!
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Nobody else knows either, Sirius. O_o
That was the very definition of gibot.
LOL! I love the new rendition of this word! Turns it sort of... cute. :P
Great job getting all the prompts in there in so few words! That was impressive! Also I LOL at Remus's reasons for why he's with Snape. Here I am prepared for this romantic answer, and Remus is all, "Dude, he's so hung." Hahahaha!
Great job! :D
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LMAO! Yeah, not sure why bigot became gibot. (Donald Trump is still one, though).
Thanks, hon!
Yeah, apparently when I'm drunk, my justification for ships is a lot more...superficial? (Although Severus IS well hung). ;)
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Thank you! And Sirius having a bit of insight into his ~giboted behavior was a bit different for me. ;)
Don't worry about Severus. He'll be fine. *g*
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Yeah, this is sort of my head canon for Sirius. I giboted idiot. ;)
Heh. I imagine everyone here will always be a bit snide in their heads.
Thank you, hon!
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With gibot-and punny Sirius! (Of course I'm Sirius!)
LOVEDLOVEDLOVED!!
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Thank you, sweetie! *hugs*
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<3
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And this: I guess we’re going with an AU here LOL
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Thanks so much, hon!
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Is "Nape" a typo, or kinda a friendy name for Snape? I like that!
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Is "Nape" a typo, or kinda a friendy name for Snape?
Um, maybe a bit of both?
Honestly, I was trashed, so who knows? ;)
Thank you!
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These things happen. *nods*
Surprisingly coherent, MA!
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Oh, I totally believe that. *nods*
That's my going theory, anyway. Either that or he was upset because Snape was dating his brother. ;)
And I imagine Sirius' attitude changed a lot after Azkaban.
Hahah! Any coherence is a surprise to me, too. ;)
Thank you, dear! <3