They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

[sdk]

Welcome to the April 2017 Earth Day edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Earth Day

Luna Lovegood

The Black Lake

Camping

Centaur

Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Tuesday, April 25th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday April 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!


(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
<b>Title:</b> <b>Author:</b> <b>I am of legal drinking age in my region:</b> (yes/no) <b>Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:</b> <b>Challenge:</b> <b>Summary:</b> <b>Rating/Warnings:</b> <b>Word count:</b> <b>Author's Notes (if any):</b>

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, how to save the Earth, why the Lorax is your spirit animal, how you plan to spend the summer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino's having a rum and Coke. Always rum. *g*. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!

Comments

[tjs_whatnot]

...fading fast...

So close...

I can...

do...

this...

jfa;fafffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...

[starduchess]

No, no no!! Please stay! Do some jumping jacks or something!
*pours cold water on you*
Are you awake?

[bixgirl1]

*drunken cheerlewds you!*

[starduchess]

You know, this will be really funny if she turns it in unfinished. I've done that before, and so have others. It's super funny.
*hands you a drink*

[tjs_whatnot]

Haha. That might be awesome. Well hope for the best, prepare for the worst...

[starduchess]

I think we all prepare for the worst with these fics and then it's really awesome when we read them for the voting. :)
It's all good.

[alisanne]

Just butting in to say that a cheerlewd sounds very naughty. *g*

[bixgirl1]

*snort* Hopefully all of my mistakes are that on point. ;)

[tjs_whatnot]

I'm here. Just getting maudlin and worried that my characters are going to burst into tears or do some sort of hairkeri on each other half way through the deed. 44

Fim to,es/

[starduchess]

Yay! Harikeri would be interesint in a HP fic. Angst s just as good for drunk fic as comedy. Especially for a sad drunk. Me, i'm just a sleepy drunk . :)

[icicle33]

they can burt into tears and then the porn. cuz there walway needs to be porn. lol

[starduchess]

yes, porn. lots of porn. am geeting to the porn now.

[torino10154]

LOL Me (after one drink LOLOLOLOL).