I don't know if I'm a genius or one of those douchebag hipster people, but OMG guys, try this!

Oatmeal
Peanut butter protein powder
frozen banana
almond milk
caramel vodka
buttershots
honey (manuka for me as I am a douchebag hipster--or I have a NZ BFF who prescribes and supplies manuka for every ailment)

Mix in a blender and thank me later.