sdk: two wine glasses clinking together (gen - wine glass clink)
쉘리 Unmistakably Oatmeal ([personal profile] sdk) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2017-04-22 04:58 pm

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

Welcome to the April 2017 Earth Day edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Earth Day

Luna Lovegood

The Black Lake

Camping

Centaur


Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Tuesday, April 25th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday April 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!


(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)


In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, how to save the Earth, why the Lorax is your spirit animal, how you plan to spend the summer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino's having a rum and Coke. Always rum. *g*. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)

[personal profile] torino10154 2017-04-23 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'd have passed otu by now!
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[personal profile] bixgirl1 2017-04-23 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
bahahahahah!Conaratulations for meeting new lows!
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-04-23 12:23 am (UTC)(link)

I'm sone., It's still light out dammit. LOLO> 2,000 words of WTF. 

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[personal profile] bixgirl1 2017-04-23 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Dizzy and I;m onlr about a third of away through fic. This is hard, how come no one told me it wd gonna be hard?????!!!!
Wnat to at least get ero the porn nefore I finish!!!:D
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-23 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to put together an acceptable vodka drink, so I don't have to drink it straight. I"ll get drunk I promise. <3
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[personal profile] bixgirl1 2017-04-23 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
SHould have started twith the porn. :( Why or why dont' I haever start with the porn???
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-23 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
That drink sounds awesome. And I love manuka honey. You're not a douchebag hipster...unless I'm one too. = D
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-23 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
impressed with both the shots and the words! go you.
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-23 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
its def hard...i still have zero words but the challenge is part of the fun.
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)

[personal profile] torino10154 2017-04-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! I perosnally am ready for bedbut kid needs at ride home from work in an hour or so (also why I drank early and stopped early LOL).
torino10154: Glass of firewhiskey (Firewhiskeyfic)

[personal profile] torino10154 2017-04-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
ALWAYS startwith the pron. Most imporatn part. *nods*
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-04-23 12:35 am (UTC)(link)

I'm a light werifth. So I"m drinker than I might appear. Which given the typise, ois ridicupuysl  Which given the typos is ridicupuos. Lord.

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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-04-23 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
And ALL THE MONEY. Like, all of it.

I would do it again, I wold. it was wonderful.

it's a complete mindfuck, having had this other thing and books even and now being in fandom which is more satisfying in intense and complicated and unvalidated but very real ways. *has had some drinks.*
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-04-23 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
what the fukck is peanut butter protein powered? and buttershots? like what even is that .
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-04-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I ran out of tequila after two shots! can I have some of yours? i have at least gotten to the prOn scene
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[personal profile] lightofdaye 2017-04-23 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
We were supposed to put in non porn bits?!
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[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2017-04-23 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
It was delicious! But it didn't do what it was supposed to as I am still hungry. But I am more drunk so there's that.
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2017-04-23 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's so yummy! And if being a hipster douchebag is the only way I could enjoy fancy honey then I don't wanna be right... or something... idk...
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-04-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs you*
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-04-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
laughing out loud actually ridiclplaytypus.
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-04-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)

Yes I am plenty drunk and hae lots of tequila left ande have finshed y sotry so please partake of my tequila. 

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[personal profile] felixfvlicis 2017-04-23 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I think I get you. Either way, that's like the coolest ever. Really truly.
tjs_whatnot: (drunkeness--wasted minerva)

[personal profile] tjs_whatnot 2017-04-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
what the fukck is peanut butter protein powered? and buttershots? like what even is that

*sob* I ~am~ a hipster douchebag!!

Peanut Butter protein powder is like powdered peanut butter (which is a thing, I swear to god) but with more protein, whey and whatnot.



And Buttershots is a butterscotch liqueur


Edited 2017-04-23 00:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] icicle33 2017-04-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
lol no...only porn..amazing
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-04-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)

LOLOLOL!!! It;s like a chorus to a song! Hahahahaha! I still have the godddamned hiccups. Dammit. 

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