They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

[sdk]

Welcome to the April 2017 Earth Day edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Earth Day

Luna Lovegood

The Black Lake

Camping

Centaur

Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Tuesday, April 25th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday April 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!


(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
<b>Title:</b> <b>Author:</b> <b>I am of legal drinking age in my region:</b> (yes/no) <b>Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:</b> <b>Challenge:</b> <b>Summary:</b> <b>Rating/Warnings:</b> <b>Word count:</b> <b>Author's Notes (if any):</b>

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, how to save the Earth, why the Lorax is your spirit animal, how you plan to spend the summer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino's having a rum and Coke. Always rum. *g*. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!

Comments

[starduchess]

It's so awful wth what' happned w9th LJ. Stupid Russia. So now things are very fragmented. I think mpst of fandome has moved to either DW or tumblre, wihch I'm not on.

I thin I wirte a tood Snape. Just make him really sarcastic. Check out my fic "Stuructues in Advirsity" on fff.net or snape_potter for examples. :)

[starduchess]

Ugh, the screen is sliding sideways. Now, def drunk>
see you all in the morning.

Happpy birthday to me!!!!!

[icicle33]

I will def check out that fic..tomorrow lol idk if ican read so many wrods. Yeah, im still geting used to dw. i like lj better. bad russians. = (

[icicle33]

coding while drunik...i dont think i could do that sober...youre talented = D

[icicle33]

yes, peanut butter is everything. sorry i lost track of all the threads. = (

[icicle33]

sadly i have no tequila but next fwf night or prob next week im amaking them. ill let you know how they come out. = D

[starduchess]

the dramione happens pretty late in the fic. I am hopoing to write a Dramione version later, but it's going to be more political thant the Snarry version and I don't know how to do that La sigh.

Anyway, I've got lots of shorter snarry stories that you can read. Most peopl e have said that my charanters are very spot-on, so I think yo'd get a kick out of reading my version of Snape.


OMG so drunk I can't type straingt. Have to corrent.....

[tjs_whatnot]

Haha! There are a lot of threads. It's a wonder that any odd us wrote anything else at all. ;)

[starduchess]

I have lots of talents!! why cand't I get a job?

it's easy to fix mistakes. even if the screen is moving in circles, as it is now. Just go slow! And backspace is your friend.

Oh, I enjoy coding. I started off in Compiter Science in college. hated debugging But am better at it now. Learned R and C%. Hope to get a job sooon.

[icicle33]

very true...i kind of just figured out i can reply through mey messages...idk if ti's the alcohol or im just that dumb. lol

[icicle33]

you do have a lot of taltens...maybe the right job hasnt found you yet. I'm sure you'll find one soon..and a great one. LIke you said so many talents. Just try and stay positive. <3

[starduchess]

Thanks, dear. Appresciate the encourangement. Coouls use lots of right now. :)

Just threw up. Wow; that's the first time I've ever done that drunk. I ddi drink a bit at my Aggie ring dunking, but that was more from the carbonation overload than from the overdose of alcohol. Wow, feels weird.

[icicle33]

aww..im so sorry. throwin gup whil drunk sucks. its def happened to me on more occasions then i'd like ot remember. drink some water or an electryolyte beverage if you have one. *hugs* feel better

[starduchess]

yeah, we have carbonated waters here at the house. am having one now. But now have the shakes. As I need to go to bed. But I'll finsih the water and then have an ibuprofen before bed.

(hugs)

how are you?
it's late.

[icicle33]

okay, go to sleep an feel btter. IM okay. I siwtched to water. still drunk but not sick. nice talking to you lovely. <3

[starduchess]

Awww, sweet of you

I just finishe and need to down some water. Thansk for the best wishes.

(Hugs to you!)

[torino10154]

:D

It's pretty much my entire writing career. :P

[torino10154]

We may not be the best people for this job. ROFL

[torino10154]

Happy birthday! :D

[torino10154]

Thank you. Feeling remarkably well this morning though I suspect I was one of the least inebriated people. LOL Hope you're doing OK, too.

[torino10154]

LOL What an odd custom. Where I come from, Merde means something else. :P

[torino10154]

Thanks! Hope you enjoyed yourself. <3

[torino10154]

Hope you're doing OK this morning, hon. <3

[reg_flint]

I'm good. No hangover. Just bleary eyed and waiting for coffee.

[torino10154]

You know, AO3 has an import option. Not as easy as DW's but you can select I think it's 25 URLs at a time. You can then tweak them a bit, add more tags, etc. When I did mine, I just did a month a time until I'd got them all. Worth considering.