They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

[sdk]

Welcome to the April 2017 Earth Day edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Earth Day

Luna Lovegood

The Black Lake

Camping

Centaur

Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Tuesday, April 25th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday April 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!


(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
<b>Title:</b> <b>Author:</b> <b>I am of legal drinking age in my region:</b> (yes/no) <b>Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:</b> <b>Challenge:</b> <b>Summary:</b> <b>Rating/Warnings:</b> <b>Word count:</b> <b>Author's Notes (if any):</b>

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, how to save the Earth, why the Lorax is your spirit animal, how you plan to spend the summer, or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino's having a rum and Coke. Always rum. *g*. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!

Comments

[starduchess]

yeah, I'm here and on AO3 (same name). I've had this journal for years now, but only cross-posted my fic entries, not my rambling private entries from LJ. Guess i'll have to change that around now. I also have an IJ account, but that's been pretty dead over there. I haven't got everything over to AO3 yet, need to get thtat done. I just hate reformatting everything.
I think you can get to all my stuff here. A few of the Snarry entries are still at snape_potter. I'm also at FF.net with my tamer stuff.
I run hp-podfic-fest (which I need to move over to here) and help run hp-halloween. You should come join us!

[starduchess]

You know, this will be really funny if she turns it in unfinished. I've done that before, and so have others. It's super funny.
*hands you a drink*

[tjs_whatnot]

I'm here. Just getting maudlin and worried that my characters are going to burst into tears or do some sort of hairkeri on each other half way through the deed. 44

Fim to,es/

[tjs_whatnot]

Haha. That might be awesome. Well hope for the best, prepare for the worst...

[starduchess]

Yay! Harikeri would be interesint in a HP fic. Angst s just as good for drunk fic as comedy. Especially for a sad drunk. Me, i'm just a sleepy drunk . :)

[starduchess]

I think we all prepare for the worst with these fics and then it's really awesome when we read them for the voting. :)
It's all good.

[starduchess]

come on! who's still up? I't s only 11 oclock here and I'm in Central. I know there have to be some West Coast people here. who are you? where are you? why are you here? where are you going?
what do you want?
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couldn't resist. anyone know that reference?

[starduchess]

LOL, my typing has become soo bad!!!!!!

[starduchess]

Sorry to have missed you, my dear! Hugs to you! (and friend me over here if you havnee't already.)

[starduchess]

ugh! got stuck trying to do an codeacademy project and it says I have an error. Three times! I know I m typing it corrctly! Fucking programing languages. I was right! I checked it! I was very carfeful with the if/esle statement an dant all the damn brackets.!!!!!
Okay back to writing. feeling vwery tipsy now. should make for ggoood reading. :)

[icicle33]

Yay! how's it going? are you drunk. I've added you btw.

[icicle33]

goodnight! i'm sorry ive lost rack of the threads too many words...hurting my head <3

[starduchess]

okay, good night. I'm sorry i missed you earlier. (hugs)

[tjs_whatnot]

Because I am a cheater who cheats, I now know that that comes from Babylon 5.

♥

And I'm still here. ;)

[starduchess]

Yay! I see that. Yes drunk now. things are boing very ;;; I move my head and the image follows ;;; that tooo me is very typsy if not very drunk. depends on your definition.

[icicle33]

Lol sounds like something id do. sorry i lost all thetheads = (

[icicle33]

oh im not leaving..i though i was relying to alissane...yeah maybe i screwd up. I'm still here if yo uwant to chat. <3

[starduchess]

Yes,! I'ts now midnight at my place. Clock jsut struck.
I'm here. Still writing. How are you?
Babylon 5 is one of my alltime fav shows. That line has stuck with me. The "good"/"light" side was all about "who are you" and the "bad"/"dark"/"evil" side was all about "what do you want?" then there are the humans, who are caught in the middle of this universal struggle and come up with some of their own questions to help solve the mystery: "why are you here" and "where are you going". Sometimes I stil ahve trouble answering those.

[starduchess]

oh, I would love to chat! it's only midnight here and it's my birthday so I wanted to stay up and have fun with you all!!!!!

What are you doing?

[icicle33]

I'm trying to write my fic. its coming very very slowy ans till drinking.

It's so nice to see another dramione fan again. i thought they were all gone. = (

has your bday been nice?

[icicle33]

they can burt into tears and then the porn. cuz there walway needs to be porn. lol

[starduchess]

In fact, I'm very lost right now. For "what do you want?" it's that I want a good job in the data science vein so my hubby can stay home and homeschool our boys, and make dinner, and help with the house, and I can make lots of money. But "who are you" is a toughie. I'm a mom. I'm smart. I'm not particullarly good at 3d or forward thinking. I love fandom and wish I could stay here forever. I'm good at writing, editing, singing, dancing, codeing, math, organization, and being helpful and loving, but I'm bad at overall project management, time management, sensitivity to others, daydreaming, loss of focus, communication, things like that. I need help. Sorry if this is too maudlin. Comes from being drunk. And truthful.

[starduchess]

yes, porn. lots of porn. am geeting to the porn now.

[starduchess]

Yay, dramione
1!!!!!!!!
No, we aren't gone, but most of them have fled to private sites like Ashwinder or Granger Enchanted. Ugh, hate those things. Why have private sites? Just post everything to "dramione" LJ (or now, DW). RZZMG tries to continue the Dramione on Lj with "dramione_love" which gets some notice I think, and ningloreth does a nice job with "dramione_duet" which I 've participated in a couple of times. I jsut love the dynameic between these thwo. They are my het OTP with Snarry being my slash OTP. I love when fics have both of them in it. (like mine).

[icicle33]

yeah idk about private sites...sounds complicated. Drarry is my fav slash pairing but I like snarry alot too. I just cant wrie it. im bad at writing snape. even if I love him. idk i only recently came back to fandom so im trying to figure out where all the fests and things are again.