ALL the fandoms! So clever. And Lockhart is perfect. For some reason this bit stood out to me.

Troy thought fleetingly that if this had been a dream, he would already have gotten into Lockhart’s wheelhouse, but the man was quickly becoming so annoying ht was pretty sure he’d have had to gag him first in order to enjoy the encounter. Hm, that wasn’t a bad idea, actually.

LMAO

The ending with him telling his tales, that's pretty hilarious. For once it's true and no one believes him. LOL Awesome!