At first he was very put out, because being noticed was, after all, what he lived for. At least, he was pretty sure that was what he lived for. As sure as he was of anything about himself.

Ha! Perfect.

“I’m intimating intimacy.”

Such a great Doctor line.

“I’m not sure where I am. And oh, my, look at the fashions. This is most certainly not the twenty-first century. Some people say it’s impossible to distinguish Muggle fashions of the nineties from the oughty-oughts, but to those of us with a keen eye, they’re like night and day!”

Ha! The one thing Lockhart is actually good at. Love it.