oh my gosh. This is hilarious. Loved this part "He wasn't sure how or why he had found the Mirror but it seemed important to the story so he just continued with it." Breaking the 4th wall lol

And Harry accio-ing a bed lol. I want to see more of that in fanfics. I think it should become a fandom trope. :p

Bahahaha. Lubricus. Spells that loosen arses. Lol

And somehow the sex made Harry realize that he had been in love with Draco forever. lol

I'm so happy that you wrote this story. It was good fun to read.