Yays for you banishing your writer's block as you remarked in your AN.

LOLZ for your various authorial interjections, especially "alrady going for a double entendre because I want to go to bed soon and there's nt lower limit for word count. Is there?" and "He waved at teh waitress. Bartender. Can't decide her role".

LOL for Downtown Abbey.

LOL for making the "trains and planes" prompt into "tarains and autmobiels".