LOL for your response to the question of whether you are of legal drinking age: "ghog yes, for so maby yrs". You were clearly already making good use there of being legal drinking age. *grin*

Helluva summary: "What the fuck, Malfoy?"

I especially had to LOL at these phrases: "hiolarious to prnk" and "inot a full blowhn smirl".

Unique aspect: the only fic I've ever read that carried the description "dildo but no porny bits". Huh, porn-less dildo!fic...that is something completely different.