LOL for "the *thing Brits call a glove compartment… kit? Kaboodle?? Idek* (it’ll come to me in a minute".

Wow, the imagery! "Jamie curls on his side, and I spoon him, and we sleep like soft dead things, like starfish washed up on the beach."

<3 for "(Because I wanted to write about her and her lesbian lover in seventh year, but this happened instead and I respect that she’s a prompt)."