I have absolutely no idea what's going on here, but I think being too drunk to turn on the computer and having to write by hand is a first here at FWF, LOL. Congratulations on that!

I snorted at Darla and Dana being the two most lesbian names they could come up with. Haha.

WELL, that’s depression. I was going to have negotiation and bulldap and snappy conversation, but I am so drunk -- this is so relatable. I think I feel this way every time I do FWF.