LOLOL this was delightful! Jamie being so "well-adjusted" that he doesn't understand shame to the point that he also just posts that kissing pic without ANY thoughts to consequences and it ends up he and Roy have to get married? omg that's classic. Also I love that this forces the whole Roy/Keeley resolution so they can have their happy threesome poly ending. Keeley being into HP fanfic is also just so perfect. I am utterly amused by all of this!

[and then all teh smut happens that I'm too tired to write because somehow it's almost midnight but just imagine so much smut, okay, smut smut smut] I relate to this so much LOL.