omg my entire computer just froze up so I had to get my roommate to come help re-boot it and when we finally got the computre back, she was like, "okay so was any data lost?" and I' ms taring at the text file going,, "dunno, I'm not ...entirely sober' and she was like, "oh believ e me, I can tell."

(I legit thought I was covering well at that point)

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