LMAO OMG! This was fabulous! "I beleive I may have borkne my ankel", for whatever reason set me off and I couldn't stop giggling. I loved all the various misspellings of 'professor' but that you simply wouldn't stop trying. :DDD And that ending! I can't begin to put into words all that I felt from that description. LMAO.

Excellent Firewhiskey!