oooh that was hotter than it had any right to be!! I mean, I was DYING at the idea that cock-measuring was required for a custom broom (brilliant btw) and then it was oh, you must be fully erect and then Harry was so into it, I was almost afraid he was going to forget to measure!

And this -- “Honestly, I think if you just held it for a moment and called me a good boy, I could come from that.” I died. freaking dead. I did not think I'd ever actually be into Hagrid porn but you've convinced me!!