Ahhhhh I love this. The "double" story, the innocent one in parenthesis next to the sick (and I mean that in the *best* way) and dirty bits is just brilliant! I, too, had a thought similar to paulamcg -- are these fantasies Hagrid has while doing his puzzles and serving his rock cakes and reading Danielle Steele novels with good reviews? (I snerked at that!) Either way, it's fantastic. I will absolutely take co-responsibility for this with Torino! :P Super hot and so deviant!