I am fucking DYING! LOLOLOL. I DON"T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE OR WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH!!!!! Also, Dobby referred to as a "sly bitch," is pretty much my favorite thing ever. And his green, elvish cum? WTF, anon? This is so deliciously perverted, I'm fucking stunned. WHAT IS THIS??????

*dissolves into laughter forever*