Party Planning: Please vote!

[sdk]

Hey y'all, how are you doing out there? Because the holidays can be such a hectic time of year, we wanted to poll your preferences for our next round of drunken frivolity! We have several options below; please check any and all that work for you. If none work and you'd like to suggest an alternative date, comment below. If all work but you'd like to indicate a strong preference, comment below. If you are drunk right now and would like to gift us with comment fic, comment below.

Poll #27808 FWF Midwinter round

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

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What date works best for you? (Check all that apply)

View Answers

Fri Dec 30 - Not so dry run
12 (48.0%)

Sat Dec 31 - NYE FWF style
13 (52.0%)

Fri Jan 6 - Hair of the Dog
13 (52.0%)

Sat Jan 7 - Yes, we're still drunk
15 (60.0%)

Fri Jan 20 - Hungover and still kicking
14 (56.0%)

Sat Jan 21 - Still hungover; still kicking!
13 (52.0%)

Some other date that I will tell you in the comments
0 (0.0%)

My social calendar is far too full and I'm unavailable all dates in Dec and Jan
1 (4.0%)

I want to ticky another box
12 (48.0%)

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Comments

[torino10154]

Disappointed by the lack of drunk comment!fic. :(

Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[sdk]

(probably should warn for underage?? and also badness.)

"Wand out," SNape commanded. Harry felt overcome. He'd been fighting and failing against Snape's mental intrusions for hours now, soaked in sweat, his fringe matted to his forehead. He'd held his deepest secrets, fantasies locked away in the deepest (shit I already used that word, fuck) part of his mind that he only let to the surface when he was safe in his dorm, ion his bed, scrutains drawn, only the sodt snores of his dormmats, the only sound in the room. haha. omg i can't write,. anyway. But now his defenses were mere tissue paper that Snape tore through to get to his prize. The images rose, and Harry desperately latched onto them, but they slipped through hsi figures like wisps of silk. Snae drawing his wnd down his shirt, neatly slicing it in two and stripping it away. Harry's trousers and pants were next, disappearing in thin air with a mere twist of Snape's wrist. SNape turned him against the desk--well, rather he bent Harry over his desk, breath hot against Harry's neck. The blunt tip of Snape's cock nudged between his cheeks.

The real Snape's eyes widened, his expression inscrutible. And Harry, cheeks burning red thought, "Fuck it" and unzipped his apnts. He drew his cock out, thick and pulsing with desire and stared Snape down.

"Not the wand I was referring to," Snape said. His lips pulled in a slow smile. "But it'll do."

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[ride_4ever]

Not the wand I was referring to....

LOLOL!

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[sdk]

That joke is the only reason for this comment fic LOLOL

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[torino10154]

Commenting from my phone so I can use allllll the emojis! 😍😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏😘😘😘😘😘🤯🥵🤤🔥🔥🔥

Perfection, bb. You really should clean that up and post it for realz. You're the best!! ❤️

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[sdk]

I aim to please! ♥ ♥ ♥ *swims in emojis*

You know, maybe I will. Hell at least I can write down I wrote today LOLOL.

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[torino10154]

Yes! You wrote words! 👍👍👍 (More than I've done today 😬)

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[sabethea]

Oh fab, I am so glad I clicked on comments

[sabethea]

“New Years eve,” blurted out James suddenly,

“What?” demanded Sirius.

“Marauders night in. Drinking, fucking… hang on a sec, that was supposed to read ficcing, Freudian slip or what there, sabethea…”

“Who the fuck is sabethea?”

“Huh?”

“You we’re just talking to an invisible person, have you given your cloak to someone, Jamie?”

James sighed. “No, Pads, I was breaking the fourth wall, get with the story… Look, we marauders… or rather, the firewhiskeyfic folk… should use New Year’s Eve to write outrageous porn about us, okay?”

“Erm, okay.” Sirius frowned. “Hey, who am I fucking? James… JAmes… who am I fucking???”

But James had gone.

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[walgesang]

Ahahaha! Wands out indeed. :D Wow, do I ever recognize several of these typos I do on a regular basis. Although "scrutains" is unique. That sounds almost uhhh porny. XD Well done!

Witcher back because yanno Dad bods. Sadly not drunk but also no typo fixing

[walgesang]

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay it's me," said Geralt. "Your fab dad. I do trains, plans and automobiles too Put it on my tab."

"My tub has never run better is since you were here," Arthur burred, sroking Geralt's manly pelt (pelt? chest hair?). But I have a demon in my shed which needs to be checked out. Might you e e be the witcher for the job!"

"Wait, I need to find out wit fi if I have the right toodls," Geralt mused. He reached into hs hs his bottl bottomless sack (in his pants) and rummaged around. "Coins, coins, bread, booze, more boozar, twenty million pieces of paer paer.PARPER. Gods, maybe h I had too much to drink. Where is my blasted sword??"

"Have you looked here?" Arthur said, reaching into his own pants and bringing out the mighe mightiest cock that Geralt had ever laid eyes upon.

"I am now," Gaeralt swooned as he took in Arthur's cock and lustily went to down that suddenly all the ponds in the locale were dry as well as any tavern/larke/lake or surrounding body of water.

"FUCK!" Arthur said as he explored exploded with pleasure. Sadly, his lust was such that he really did explode. Geltalt sighed and picked up all his paper. "Damn, I'm just THAT good."

and off he went.

(wow. I really DO correct my typing a lot. Sheesh)

[torino10154]

WHO IS SIRIUS FUCKING?! WE NEED ANSWERS! :D

(Probably just about everyone, sexy bastard. LOL)

Re: Witcher back because yanno Dad bods. Sadly not drunk but also no typo fixing

[torino10154]

DAD BODS FTW! Also, hello Arthur's cock! Needs to be his own character, I think. LOL

[sdk]

“Who the fuck is sabethea?” LOL

I agree with Torino. We all know Sirius is fucking everyone :D

Re: Witcher back because yanno Dad bods. Sadly not drunk but also no typo fixing

[sdk]

omg I'm dead. Arthur exploding and Geralt being like.. yep, that's just how it is! LOLOL So good.

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[sdk]

XD

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[sdk]

LOL I had to go back and see just what I'd meant because I was like...wtf is scrutains? rotf

Re: Witcher back because yanno Dad bods. Sadly not drunk but also no typo fixing

[walgesang]

I wish I had icon making skills so I could do an "ayyyyyy it's me" Geralt icon. :D

omg thank you for suffering through the above paragraphs. WOW, typing with no typos is hard. Thank you, merciful backspace! It reminds me of those times the IT person has to remote into your computer and it's like oh nooooo someone's going to see how badly I really type!

Re: Witcher back because yanno Dad bods. Sadly not drunk but also no typo fixing

[walgesang]

*makes note for next firewhiskey fest to include Arthur's cock as a character* :D (DAD BODS FTW!!!1)

[walgesang]

Drinking, fucking, ficcing. All good things! :D

[reynardo]

I'm about to become a cyborg, and because of the time differences, I think New Year's Day sounds like a perfect time to be writing! And a few others. And because it's Long School Holidays here at that time, I'll be able to make a Saturday (Sunday morning) or two - huzzah!

[torino10154]

I kinda loved the idea we could actually do a proper NYE event but I also get that some people have lives outside of fandom. LOL

Jan 7 works for you, right? Because, though we haven't closed the poll nor made any decision, it is in the lead at the moment and obviously we'd love to have people who can't usually participate join us.

[sdk]

I kinda loved the idea we could actually do a proper NYE event

NGL, after seeing that it's a real option for people, I've been hoping it would win!

[shaddyr]

I would actually love to do a new years eve event. Sadly, I'm supposed to be out of town and visiting friends, and they probably would not appreciate me drinking to excess while I write ridiculous porny, fractured dialogue about ridiculous contrived situations.

More's the pity.

[a_belladonna]

I hope the poll hasn't closed yet. I voted for the 7th, because I'm not sure about the earlier dates and the 21st is the day before my father's birthday, and I'd better not be hungover on that day. ;)

[torino10154]

Totally understand! We figured we might as well see if it was feasible for people knowing that most folks probably would have real plans. LOL

[reynardo]

Jan 7, Jan 1, and some after that.

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[lq_traintracks]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I LOVED THIS!!!!

[lq_traintracks]

If you are drunk right now and would like to gift us with comment fic, comment below

I missed this entirely the first time! Will rectify next time I have a drink. (Maybe tonight after work??)

[lightofdaye]

Put the late Jan ones in but don't do then just on my account, I'm more of an occasional fwfer.

[torino10154]

Replying late but thanks for voting/commenting! It's really hard to get something that works for everyone obviously but we're trying. :)

"Happy Birthday, Dad!" *passes out*

[torino10154]

Noted! Obviously we're also trying to have them more often so even if this one doesn't work out, perhaps the next one will.

[kiraohara]

Oh, Sirius, so naive to think that you'll be the one doing all the fucking... >3

Re: Not drunk but I didn't edit and LOLOL I wish I could say I was drunk but here you go bb

[ruinsplume]

Lol this was Perfect!