That would have been a much better story, indeed. Every firewhiskeyfic, I swear "I'm going to write actual smut this time" and every time ... lacking in dicks.
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That would have been a much better story, indeed. Every![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
firewhiskeyfic, I swear "I'm going to write actual smut this time" and every time ... lacking in dicks.