To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!

[sdk]

Welcome to the July 2017 Harry Potter 20th Anniversary edition of firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - sdk and torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Harry Potter

Mirror of Erised

Room of Requirement

Anniversary

"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"

Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Monday, July 24th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday July 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)
<b>Title:</b> <b>Author:</b> <b>I am of legal drinking age in my region:</b> (yes/no) <b>Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom:</b> <b>Challenge:</b> <b>Summary:</b> <b>Rating/Warnings:</b> <b>Word count:</b> <b>Author's Notes (if any):</b>

In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite scene in the books, what the movies got right (or wrong), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino will be arriving late but has gin chilling. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!

Comments

[vengeance_on_ice]

Hello Lovelies!

I have just got home from work, so I am waiting for dinner to come out of the oven and then I will be joining you all in attempting to make my drunken ramblings resemble something like a story with actual plot and characters.

For starters, I have a shit-ton of alcohol that my sister gave me in the garage, plus all the stuff on the top of my fridge that I should drink at some point. I think I will begin with vodka and lemonade, neither of which actually belong to me, but my roommates ate all my bananas and haven't bought me any more so fuck them. Also, I doubt they'll even notice.

Who else is still here? Living on the West Coast really puts a cramp in my style when it comes to FWF; I can't start drinking early like some kind of lush when I'm being a responsible with an actual job. Or pretending to be, anyway.

[ruinsplume]

HI, I'm here, my charaecteres have only just started grinding on each other os i'll be here a whle longer. .

I fyo did have bananas, it sounds like it would be tasty to blend them up twiht the vodka and lemonade. that is probably not a helpful suggestion.

[vengeance_on_ice]

That would be tasty. but it would also involve the blender, which is a pain in the ass to clean on a regular day, I'm not going to do it after getting completely smashed. I'm going to just avoid that whole problem by pouring everything in a glass with ice.

Update: OMG there was only ONE ice cube!!! The world may be ending!

[songquake]

God. Roommates! REFILL THE FUCKING TrAY!

Or maybe they melted due to fire? are you in that prt of west coast?

[vengeance_on_ice]

Hah! The only fire is when I MAKE the fire!

Just remember kids, fire is a TOOL!

yeah, it's probably best not to mention fire to a jeweler, jsyk. This is what happens when you do.

[ruinsplume]

FFS!!! best to get drunk very quickly, so as to be in excellent shape for the Rapture.

[vengeance_on_ice]

Or to drown out the sounds of Moana, currently being blasted by my upstairs neighbors.

[ruinsplume]

Nooooooooo! I can't deal with that CD at all. Except for Shiny. I do love SHiny .

[shaddyr]

I think Iam. Ready., Drunk. YOu know.

[ruinsplume]

Good soul!

[songquake]

I fyo did have bananas, it sounds like it would be tasty to blend them up twiht the vodka and lemonade. that is probably not a helpful suggestion.

You're funny. I laughed. Schadenfreude!

[songquake]

I'm here! I've just eaten some tiny goldfish carcckers and am having more lemonade and bourbon. Probably counts as drink #4 or #5 since I poured that last one REALLY HEAVY

[vengeance_on_ice]

Excellent! My toquitos have just come out of the oven and I have a drink poured. Onward!!!

[alisanne]

WHoo hoo!
Taquitos are yummy.
Now write us some yummy porn. ;)

[vengeance_on_ice]

with toquitos?

[alisanne]

Sure, why not? ;)

[vengeance_on_ice]

Challenge Accepted!

[songquake]

Also, it occurs to me that your username is Vengeance on Ice, but you're probably now seeking Vengeance FOR Ice!

[vengeance_on_ice]

haha! Yeah, I'm just going to drink all their alcohol and not give a damn about it instead.

[torino10154]

Ooo, I could go for vodka and lemonade.

The timing of Firewhiskey IS impossible, honestly. EVeryone should just live in the same time zone. *nods*

[vengeance_on_ice]

I'm now out of lemonade. I have moved on to tea with honey and brandy. LOTS of brandy!

I now have a vision of everybody living on whatever longetude line that panama is on all the way from Canada to Argentina. And people in a line from Italy all the way up Europe and down Africa. I have a feeling that the animals would like that a lot better.
Because humans suck.

[lq_traintracks]

I think I will begin with vodka and lemonade, neither of which actually belong to me, but my roommates ate all my bananas and haven't bought me any more so fuck them.

LOLOL!!! I'm central timezone (though I've been west coast so I feel you) and going to bed in a minute, but I wanted to say hi and laugh at this first@! :D

[vengeance_on_ice]

I just finfished my fic thing, so I'm going to bed soon too. I have to be functional tomorrw. But there will be more alcohol tomorrow, too. I don't now if that is a good thing. We'll see how I geel.