sdk: picture of a bottle and glass of jack daniels whisky (gen - jack daniels)
쉘리 Unmistakably Oatmeal ([personal profile] sdk) wrote in [community profile] firewhiskeyfic2017-07-21 04:58 pm

To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!

Welcome to the July 2017 Harry Potter 20th Anniversary edition of [community profile] firewhiskeyfic! We, your Mods - [personal profile] sdk and [personal profile] torino10154, are so glad you could make it. We love everyone tonight. Feel free to friend us on DW. We promise not to stalk you... much.

Your challenges for this month are:

Harry Potter

Mirror of Erised

Room of Requirement

Anniversary

"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"


Incorporate one or more into your fic/art somehow, and you're good to go!

As you know, this is the Official Discussion Post. If you feel like chatting, and we hope you do, pop in here and let us know how it's going.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to write pr0n, though it definitely makes for interesting reading when characters change right in the middle of shagging because you're too drunk to remember who you're writing about. ;) You can write for any fandom (including original), but keep in mind the majority of our players are HP people. Anything goes!

Once you are semi-conscious, send your UNBETA'D UNCORRECTED fic to this email: fwfdrunkmods@gmail.com Trust me, we can tell if you've messed with it, so don't do it, m'kay?

You will receive an email from us confirming that we got it. If you don't get an email, we didn't get it. Your fics/art will be due by noon on Monday, July 24th. Voting will begin later that evening and last until Saturday July 29th at midnight.

HERE IS THE HEADER! You can put this in the email body or the fic body. Whatever!

(please fill this out to the best of your ability. If you're unable, we will try to complete it for you)


In order to make things easiest on your poor, likely hungover mods, please put your DW or LJ username and (if you can manage) the title of your fic/art into your subject line or at least somewhere in the body of the email. Thank you!

Please do not discuss your fic/art. You can discuss ideas, drinks, how wasted you are, your favorite scene in the books, what the movies got right (or wrong), or whatever floats your boat. Just don't discuss your fic/art. This is an anonymous fest until after the reveal, and we don't want hints being given as to what you're writing about.

Shelly's starting off with Redd's Apple Ale while Torino will be arriving late but has gin chilling. How about you folks?

Let's get your drunk on!
evandar: (God of Mischief)

[personal profile] evandar 2017-07-22 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone in my house is on a fucking diet and I'm totally not mixing my precious, precious wine with lactose-free, fat-free, joy-free death yoghurt that's meant to tast of peaches and yet can somehow only taste of misery and regret.

And oh, lookit, I think it's kicked in now XDDDDD
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-07-22 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yayyyy. I once was so hypoglycemic I just opened a package of sugar (this was in a casino in Reno , Nevada, USA don't ask) and ate it. As an adult. Yeah that yogurt sound like it might be good only for wallpaper paste or possibly lubricant. Gald to see you made it over the high-tolernac hump! On tot he humping. I have had three shots and am still reasonalbey sober-oish, emphasis on the ISH maybe. I need tostop shot poruing and just slosh the tequila in the galss!
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[personal profile] evandar 2017-07-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Thaaaat sounds like it was probably a realyy bad idea.

The yoghurt is awful and weeeeeeeeird and argh. I'm the onely one in my house who isn't lactose intolerant, but I'm mourning for cheese. Cheese! Because now when I eat it it tastes weird because I'm too used to either goat or the truly tragic lactose-free Arla shit taht ends up in our fridge on bad days.

And ISH shoudl definitely be emphasised, lol. Tequila is amazing! I wich I had tequila. Tequila makes everything better, except - probabyly - writing.
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[personal profile] ruinsplume 2017-07-22 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
waih what is ish? OH< ISH (has no menory when doing this even when not drunk.) we have gone beyond ish and are into the full thing. Yeh, tequila makes everyitng...differentl. I am defs writing somehting I'd not have written sober. Imean Ididn't know I was going there. I went there, though. possibly squick land tho not for me.

forgetht he cheese. MORE WINE is all you need.
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-07-22 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
On tot he humping.

Yes. To whatever this is.
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[personal profile] lq_traintracks 2017-07-22 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! \o/