I love that you seemed to think drinking more would somehow STOP the puns!!! LMAO! I don't think that's how it works. :D

was it strange to think about one's in-laws this way? naw, this is harry potter fandom, it's fine. Hahahahaha! So true!

I loved all the asides, the capslock apologies! I love that you were just like, damn where's Harry? And then like, oh hey, I can write him in, can't I? I also love your typos and that Ron, at one point, was just Rn. I don't know why I found that so funny, but I really did! And then Ron being like, "But... these are my dad's?" I could hear the fear there. :DDD

Awesome drunk fic, MA! I absolutely loved it!