"arthur." Molly's tone was rather exasperated. "I know what clothespins are."

hee

(And, for a moment, my brain didn't process the title as "Inappropriate" and thought the mods had cut-tagged it as "Inappropriate"... I was confused. "But they're ALL inappropriate? That's the point!" I need more coffee.)

"Well,, that was some good fun," Molly said breathily. "Shall we go into the house and have a nice bath, Arthur?"

"With bubbles?"

"Yes, and some nice snacks and tall glasses of water, my sweet, forgiven young man."

Oh, bless! How is this story so dirty and so sweet at the same time?